Kella Met2a5er

The Storm Ride!

2011-03-26T02:17:00.010+03:00

Today,or yesterday since its after 12 already, was our weekly friday ride for KUWAIT RIDERS, as usual, we gathered in Marina at 3.30pm, stopped for briefing about the ride plan, then we rolled out, the weather was nice, I was the safety officer in the ride, it was all good till we reached the road of "Sabiya" and we started to notice the sand cloud forming in the horizon, we didnt really care till we saw it covering the sun on our left side, and it was getting darker, I drove fast to the road captain and gave him the signal of "heads up left" to check the frightning view, we cancelled the ride and headed back to the city, all the way to 360 mall, it was our only destination we could think about that time. But by the time we were there, the sand storm already got us, and filled up the whole parking all the way to the basement, and got inside the mall, it was scary to see that, it felt like it was a war zone, all the people were panicking, and trying to escape, but even that wasnt a good idea, one of our friends started to have a hard time breathing, since he was asthmatic, so I had to get the mall medics to help. I couldnt believe my eyes when I saw the number of people were inside that tiny room there, and the paramedics cant keep up with everybody, although they were doing a great job, it took us over two hours just to get our friend to recover from his condition, and finally we got on our bikes and scattered each one to his house, no formation what so ever, I stayed with my friend though "the asthmatic one"since his car was at my house, and el7emdilla we arrived safely, it was one of the toughest rides I ever had.

I got few pics to show what we went through, but honestly, I cant say it was somehow an adventure. WOW

The previous two pics were taken in the shelter of 360 mall. evac point, what kills me is there was one girl between all the coughing elders, crying kids, and panicking people, asked for a bottle of water and tissue, she go the tissue wet and started to clean her "white shoes" and fixing her make up!!!! I mean seriously

Sorry the pics not clear, but it was taken on 160km/h speed.....we were chased by the storm!! hehe

The white truck next to me, nice guy..he actually invited us to his house, offered to have us all til the storm calm down

All I can say about what happened today is "Sub7an Allah" really,what happened today made us feel how small we are compared to nature, the creation of Allah.

No Time! is enough....

2011-03-22T03:17:00.003+03:00

Im still late, even if I try.......no matter what I do!

Im Back..........

2011-01-09T16:58:00.003+03:00

I don`t know if any one cares! I think all the old bloggers gone....oh well, late like always...but I have to say it..............

"Drums"

IM BACK (echooooooooo)

See ya later

My Love "NoNoWa"s Birthday

2009-01-19T10:19:00.003+03:00

At 16.00 o`clock today, my Love NoNoWa will be 27 years old

This great girl, great wife, great mother...my woman, my partner in all, good and bad, happiness and sadness...my first and last love, my one and only, my destiny, one of the most beautiful things ever happened in my entire life, the reason of my endless happiness, will turn 27..for more and more to come baby

7yaty, roo7y, galby, 3omry, 7obby, denyety enty ya Om Husso0oN.......ya 3yoon Bu Husso0oN enty

Happy Birthday My Love

KTV SUCKs..so does Shbab q8!!

2009-01-15T09:02:00.003+03:00

When you wake up at 7.00AM in a weekend, wash your bike in our freezing cold weather of kuwait, meet up, and waste our time, and waste our ride..just so KTV can shot some clips for us answering a really dumb Questions, get on our bikes with us, and the camera man with me, with his GIANT 1981 camera, risk my safty riding around the group, cuz the director wanted to take shots from all angles..all that, with no special thanx for the team, cuz like they said, it will be an advertisment if they put the name "Goldwing" in the credits....Dumb A$$es!!

And finally, they told us it will be on 6.00PM friday.....OK, 5.30PM friday, KM pushed the record button, 3 hours+ tape, and leave..came back in the night, checked the tape, and the result..NOTHING, no interview, no clips....NOTHING

I asked the guys the next day, if anyone cought the "Shbab q8" show yeasterday...Nothing!

KTV, when you are gonna tetsani3ooon, wulla fashaltoona, and the funny thing, I checked on line for the programs, they were different than the news paper "alseyasa", and "alqabas" too, and online still ramadan programs for some reason, and the tv guide ba3ad mala sho`3ol belsalfa marra wa7da.....Wulla fashlaaa!!

لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله الحسين -ع

2009-01-06T20:30:00.004+03:00

عظم ألله أجورنا وأجوركم بهذا المصاب العظيم

زيــارة الإمام الحسين (ع) في يوم عاشــوراء

السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا أبَا عَبْدِاللهِ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ رَسُولِ اللهِ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ أمِيرِ المُؤْمِنينَ ، وَابْنَ سَيِّدِ الوَصِيِّينَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ فاطِمَةَ الزّهراءِ سَيِّدَةِ نِساءِ العالَمِينَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ثَارَ اللهِ وابْنَ ثارِهِ وَالْوِتْرَ المَوْتُورَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ وَعَلَى الارْواحِ الّتي حَلّتْ بِفِنائِكَ ، وَأنَاخَتْ بِرحْلِك عَلَيْكُمْ مِنّي جَميعاً سَلامُ اللهِ أبَداً ما بَقِيتُ وَبَقِيَ الليْلُ وَالنَّهارُ.
يَا أبَا عَبْدِ اللهِ ، لَقَدْ عَظُمَتِ الرَّزِيَّةُ ، وجَلّتْ وعَظُمَتْ المُصِيبَةُ بِكَ عَلَيْنا وَعَلَى جَمِيعِ أهْلِ الاسْلام ، وَجَلَّتْ وَعَظُمَتْ مُصِيبَتُكَ فِي السَّمَوَاتِ عَلَى جَمِيعِ أهْلِ السَّمَوَاتِ ، فَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً أسَّسَتْ أساسَ الظُّلْمِ وَالجَوْرِ عَلَيْكُمْ أهْلَ البَيْتِ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً دَفَعَتْكُمْ عَنْ مَقامِكُمْ وَأزالَتْكُمْ عَنْ مَراتِبِكُمُ الّتِي رَتَّبَكُمُ اللهُ فِيها ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً قَتَلَتْكُمْ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ الْمُمَهِّدِينَ لَهُمْ بِالتَّمْكِينِ مِنْ قِتالِكُمْ ، بَرِئْتُ إلى اللهِ وَإلَيْكُمْ مِنْهُمْ وَمِنْ أشْياعِهِمْ وَأتْباعِهِمْ وَأوْلِيائِهِمْ.
يَا أبَا عَبْدِاللهِ ، إنِّي سِلْمٌ لِمَنْ سالَمَكُمْ ، وَحَرْبٌ لِمَنْ حارَبَكُمْ وَوليٌ لِمَنْ والاكُم وعدوٌّ لِمَنْ عَاداكُمْ إلى يَوْمِ القِيامَةِ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ آل زِيَاد وَآلَ مَرْوانَ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ بَنِي اُمَيَّةَ قاطِبَةً ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ ابْنَ مَرْجانَةَ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ عُمَرَ بْنَ سَعْد ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ شِمْراً ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً أسْرَجَتْ وَألْجَمَتْ وَتَهيّأتْ وَتَنَقَّبَتْ لِقِتالِكَ ، بِأبِي أنْتَ وَاُمِّي لَقَدْ عَظُمَ مُصابِي بِكَ ، فَأسْالُ اللهَ الّذِي أكْرَمَ مَقامَكَ ، وَأكْرَمَنِي بِكَ ، أنْ يَرْزُقَني طَلَبَ ثارِكَ مَعَ إمام مَنْصُور مِنْ أهْلِ بَيْتِ مُحَمَّد صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ.
اللهمّ اجْعَلْني عِنْدَكَ وَجِيهاً بِالحُسَيْنِ عَلَيهِ السَّلأم فِي الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ مِنَ المقَرّبينْ.يَا أبَا عَبْداللهِ ، إنِّي أتَقَرَّبُ إلى اللهِ تعالى ، وَإلَى رَسُولِهِ ، وَإلى أمِيرِ المُؤْمِنينَ ، وَإلَى فاطِمَةَ ، وإلى الحَسَنِ وَإلَيْكَ بِمُوالاتِكَ ، ومُوالاةِ أَوليائِك وَبِالْبَرَاءَةِ مِمَّنْ قَاتَلَكَ وَنَصبَ لَكَ الحَربَ ، وبالْبَرَاءةِ مِمَّنْ أسَّسَ أساسَ الظُّلْمِ وَالجَوْرِ عَلَيْكُمْ ، وَعلى أشياعِكُم وَأبْرَأُ إلى اللهِ وَإلى رَسُولِهِ وَبِالبراءِةِ مِمَّنْ أسَّسَ أساسَ ذلِكَ ، وَبَنى عَلَيْهِ بُنْيانَهُ ، وَجَرَى في ظُلْمِهِ وَجَوْرِهِ عَلَيْكُمْ وَعَلَى أشْياعِكُمْ ، بَرِئْتُ إلى اللهِ وَإلَيْكُمْ مِنْهُمْ ، وَأتَقَرَّبُّ إلى اللهِ وَإلى رَسولِهِ ثُمَّ إلَيْكُمْ بِمُوالاتِكُم وَمُوالاةِ وَلِيِّكُمْ ، وَبِالْبَرَاءَةِ مِنْ أعْدائِكُمْ ،وَالنَّاصِبِينَ لَكُم الحَرْبَ ، وَبِالبَرَاءَةِ مِنْ أشْياعِهِمْ وَأتْباعِهِمْ ، يا أبا عَبدِ الله إنِّي سِلْمٌ لِمَنْ سالَمَكُمْ ، وَحَرْبٌ لِمَنْ حارَبَكُمْ ، وَوَلِيٌّ لِمَنْ والاكُمْ ، وَعَدُوٌّ لِمَنْ عاداكُمْ ، فَأسْألُ اللهَ الّذِي أكْرَمَني بِمَعْرِفَتِكُمْ ، وَمَعْرِفَةِ أوْلِيائِكُمْ ، وَرَزَقَني البَراءَةَ مِنْ أعْدائِكُمْ ، أنْ يَجْعَلَني مَعَكُمْ في الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ ، وَأنْ يُثَبِّتَ لي عِنْدَكُمْ قَدَمَ صِدْق في الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ ، وَأسْألُهُ أنْ يُبَلِّغَنِي الْمقامَ الْمَحْمُودَ لَكُمْ عِنْدَ اللهِ ، وَأنْ يَرْزُقَنِي طَلَبَ ثَارِي مَعَ إمَام مَهْدِيٍّ ظَاهِر نَاطِق بالحقِّ مِنْكُمْ ، وَأسْألُ اللهَ بِحَقِّكُمْ وَبِالشَّأنِ الَّذِي لَكُمْ عِنْدَهُ أنْ يُعْطِيَنِي بِمُصابِي بِكُمْ أفْضَلَ ما يُعْطِي مصاباً بِمُصِيبَتِهِ ، يا لَها منْ مُصِيبَة مَا أعْظَمَها وَأعْظَمَ رَزِيّتهَا فِي الاسْلامِ وَفِي جَمِيعِ أهلِ السَّموَاتِ وَالارْضِ.
اللهُمَّ اجْعَلْني في مَقامِي هذا مِمَّن تَنالُهُ مِنْكَ صَلَواتٌ وَرَحْمَةٌ وَمَغْفِرَةٌ.
اللهُمَّ اجْعَلْ مَحْيايَ مَحْيا مُحَمَّد وَآلِ مُحَمَّد ، وَمَماتي مَماتَ مُحَمَّد وَآل ِمُحَمَّد.اللهُمَّ إنَّ هَذا يَوْمٌ تَبَرَّكَتْ بِهِ بَنُو اُمَيَّةَ وَابْنُ آكِلَةِ الاكْبادِ ، اللعِينُ بْنُ ال لعِينِ عَلَى لِسانِكَ وَلِسانِ نَبِيِّكَ صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ في كُلِّ مَوْطِن وَمَوْقِف وَقَفَ فِيهِ نَبيُّكَ صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ.اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ أبَا سُفْيانَ وَمُعَاوِيَةَ وَيَزيدَ بْنَ مُعَاوِيَةَ وآلَ مَرْوَانَ عَلَيْهِمْ مِنْكَ اللعْنَةُ أبَدَ الابِدِينَ ، وَهذا يَوْمٌ فَرِحَتْ بِهِ آلُ زِيَاد وَآلُ مَرْوانَ عَليهِمُ اللَّعْنةُ بِقَتْلِهِمُ الحُسَيْنَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم. اللهُمَّ فَضاعِفْ عَلَيْهِمُ اللعْنَ وَالعَذابَ الالِيم.
اللهُمَّ إنِّي أتَقَرَّبُّ إلَيْكَ في هذَا اليَوْمِ ، وَفِي مَوْقِفِي هَذا ، وَأيَّامِ حَيَاتِي بِالبَرَاءَةِ مِنْهُمْ ، وَاللعْنَةِ عَلَيْهِمْ ، وَبِالْمُوالاةِ لِنَبِيِّكَ وَآلِ نَبِيِّكَ عَلَيِه وعَلَيْهِمُ السَّلأمُ.

اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ أوّلَ ظالِم ظَلَمَ حَقَّ مُحَمَّد وَآلِ مُحَمَّد ، وَآخِرَ تَابِع لَهُ عَلَى ذلِكَ ، اللهُمَّ الْعَنِ العِصابَةَ الَّتِي جاهَدَتِ الْحُسَيْنَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم وَشايَعَتْ وَبايَعَتْ وَتابَعَتْ عَلَى قَتْلِهِ. اللهُمَّ الْعَنْهم جَميعاً

السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا أبا عَبْدِاللهِ وَعلَى الارْواحِ الّتي حَلّتْ بِفِنائِكَ، وَأنَاخَت برَحْلِك عَلَيْكَ مِنِّي سَلامُ اللهِ أبَداً مَا بَقِيتُ وَبَقِيَ الليْلُ وَالنَّهارُ، وَلا جَعَلَهُ اللهُ آخِرَ العَهْدِ مِنِّي لِزِيَارَتِكُمْ، أهْلَ البَيتِ السَّلأمُ عَلَى الحُسَيْن، وَعَلَى عَليِّ بْنِ الحُسَيْنِ، وَعَلَى أوْلادِ الحُسَيْنِ، وَعَلَى أصْحابِ الحُسَينِ الذينَ بَذَلُوا مُهَجَهُم دُونَ الحُسين

اللهمَّ خُصَّ أنْتَ أوّلَ ظالم بِاللّعْنِ مِنِّي ، وَابْدَأْ بِهِ أوّلاً ، ثُمَّ الثَّانِي ، وَالثَّالِثَ وَالرَّابِع.اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ يزِيَدَ خامِساً ، وَالْعَنْ عُبَيْدَاللهِ بْنَ زِيَاد وَابْنَ مَرْجانَةَ وَعُمَرَ بْنَ سَعْد وَشِمْراً وَآلَ أبي سُفْيانَ وَآلَ زِيَاد وآلَ مَرْوانَ إلَى يَوْمِ القِيامَةِ.

اللهمَّ لَكَ الحَمْدُ حَمْدَ الشَّاكِرينَ لَكَ عَلَى مُصابِهِمْ ، الحَمْدُ للهِ عَلَى عَظِيمِ رَزِيّتي.اللهُمَّ ارْزُقْني شَفاعَةَ الحُسَيْن عَلَيهِ السَّلأم يَوْمَ الوُرُودِ ، وَثَبِّتْ لي قَدَمَ صِدْق عِنْدَكَ مَعَ الحُسَيْنِ وَأصْحابِ الحُسَيْن الّذِينَ بَذَلُوا مُهَجَهُمْ دُونَ الْحُسَيْن عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم.

My kids hate this car!

2008-12-25T15:44:00.005+03:00

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My Kids hate this car "the Veggies truck", they dont even like to look at it whenever we drive next to it..

Can you guess why?

LoL xD

My recent all day ride - Kazma / Al Abdaly / Al Mutla`a

2008-12-12T16:41:00.007+03:00

24+ bikes

30+ bikers "some came in thier cars"

Gathered at 8.30am

Went back home at 12.00am that night

Good fun, Good friends...

and again

One hell of a ride..

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This video was taken after we had breakfast on Kazma hills

Ya 7lat elhnood wullah...W to V!!

2008-11-28T22:55:00.000+03:00

Read the writing in English under the name, Frawla was spelled Faravla...LOL

You gotta love these people, I really enjoy talking to them, the way they use the words and sounds, like the letter "A" is pronuonced "yea", "w" is pronounced "v", "E" is "yee"....

Even the words, they usually use the word "expired" instead of "died" or "passed away"!!

Unfortunatly, lots of people underestimate Indians, although that they are one of the most devoted people when it comes to knowledge and science..

Indian shuttles reached space earlier this month, and we are still arguing with our neighbors about unifying our GCC ID's and currency!!

SlamonNn =)

Closing StarBucks!

2008-11-15T00:14:00.000+03:00

Yup, it is Starbucks..

Yup, its closed..

And yes, closed from the baladiyya..

Elshayi3...shame on you =/

Notice the news papers, they were used to cover the red stickers, LoL

And Ducati 999, the little baby!

2008-10-23T12:55:00.003+03:00

That is how it looks now down in our parking, three bikes in one parking space..

VTX1300, Ducati 999 and the king of all bikes..the great Goldwing..its cool

The Harley Davidson Chick

2008-10-20T23:16:00.002+03:00

It`s just can`t get cooler than that..LoL xD

Speed cameras

2008-10-13T09:33:00.004+03:00

I hate the speed cameras, they are evil, created to steal our grocery money, and our freedom, and they only work on us..the good people, but if you have was6a, or break the law..you will not end up to be one of its victims..

Starting from this week, they are changing the directions for most of the cameras in kuwait, specially the ones on the kings fahad road, now they get to catch the license plate numbers from the back, its like they are short with money in the traffic departments, poor edarat elmoroor mesaakeen, lets give them our jam3eyya money....

We used to speed a little, us the bikers..cuz we dont have a license plate infront of ther bike, but now..we cant, damn it, its a f#&king conspiracy man...

Any ways, my friend bikers everywhere in this country, watch out and slow down...specially on the kings fahad road!!

Godspeed bikers

Kella Met2a5er

مابي أعيد =/

2008-09-25T03:26:00.001+03:00

This ramadan was so 3afsa, o bser3a 6ar, o ma 7asseit fee kellish.....ya3ny again, I lost infront time, time 36any 1-0 =/

So, I decided enny mara7 a3ayyid, specially enna 3endy dawam bel3eed, ya3ny elsalfa 5rbana 5rbana!!

KM this year ma 3enda 3eed, le2anna ma 7asha ramadan!

7abal

2008-09-21T01:37:00.005+03:00

Yesterday early in the morning, I went with my cousins to "7abal", which means beards hunting with traps, it was my first, me and my brother, we were six, three in each car.

We headed to north of Kuwait and arrived around 4.45am...the weather was amazing, and there was a couple of eagles and other birds, I still can't remember their names yet, LoL

It was fun, until 8.30am...it started to get hot, and boring a little, plus I had some stuff to finish in the city, and I've been told that we were gonna finish around 8.30 or 9.00..but I didn't want to mess up there 6al3a, so we stayed longer, around 9.00 I lost the excitement, and I started to get sleepy, thirsty and so freakin BORED, and we didn't catch that much, So me and my brother 7alafna that this will be our last time to come, unless we come in my truck next time, so we can leave whenever we want. A5555 it got so stupid and mlaqa, and definitely it wasn't a good idea to do that in Ramadan...Gosh, I was so thirsty, and what killed me more was when we stopped to give the birds water, Cuz Mr and Mrs birdies are thirsty...la wulla 7elwa hathy, lesh ma y9oomoon....a55555 it was devastating.

Any ways, after 10.00am we left the place, my luck I was with my older cousin, he is a beards and eagles addict, so they decided to go to soog el9goor to change the damn mask for his bird, to hell if I care man, I just want to go home...Damn

It was fun, but not worth it....it should be in a colder time...that's all, now enjoy the pics =D

This birds name is 7mmamy..the only one I can recall!!

I never thought that we have chethee belkuwait!!

I dont know why the hell there was a helmet for iraqi soldier!! and how long its been there!!!

5orfan in the middle of no where...

This is my cousin holding this Big dumb bird, after he busted his thumb, and made a hole in my other cousins head, LooooL.... stupid bird got really sharp beak xD

BlanK

2008-09-19T03:29:00.001+03:00

I lost my voice!

2008-09-15T10:27:00.003+03:00

NO really, I really lost my voice... really cant talk!!

And if I do talk, I cant even take my self serious, Bcuz of the stupid little whistle sounds I make!!

Any Advice...how can I fix that?

NoNoWa`s nonsense..simply gone =(

2008-09-09T22:07:00.006+03:00

Before half an hour, my nonowa..my angel, the coolest girl in the blogosphere, deleted her entire blog, with a click of a button..

She feels no need for blogging any more, first..because of the responsibilties she has, which are a lot more important for her than her wasting her time to write for anonymous people when she cud be spending time with her kids and me, and second and most important, because of the new people, and their attitudes that have ruined the blogging world recently, no respect..no manners, and absolutely no consideration what so ever.

She appreciates the friends she made from this place, there are two girls that have a place in her heart, the ones she met, you girls know who you are, you are already in her MSN, so she is still there for you =)

There are bloggers that started with us, me and nonowa..they were the witnesses for our start, unfortunately, some of them are gone, not posting..and others just gone from our attention because of the way the became..shallowness

There is a Special place she says for you, elijah and ghasheema, bloggers that can never be replicated....and a shout out to rekoo, one of a few good bros =)

I cant say Im not sad, although she is my wife, and I have her time 100% "El7emdilla"..but Im gonna miss coming sometimes late at night when she is sleeping, missing her, and start reading her posts...and smile because of her cute ways of writing..she got my heart even with her written words...

Im gonna miss NoNoWa, but I still have Um Hussain....My wife, I love you =*

So Long NoNoWa

Preppy Biker!

2008-09-04T10:45:00.007+03:00

This picture was taken last week, south of kuwait

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I recently joined the "Kuwait VIP biker group"

I`m officially now a preppy biker, and I can`t help it, cuz it feels GooD!

Repeat...KM now is a snob, a preppy biker, and it all happens when I set my a$$ on my Goldwing! LoL

ThanK you

KaReeM رمضان

2008-08-30T01:10:00.005+03:00

عن رسول الله - صلى الله عليه و آله وسلم - كان إذا استهل هلال شهر رمضان, استقبل القبله بوجهه الكريم و قال: اللهم أهله علينا بالأمن و الإيمان والسلامة و الإسلام والعافية المجلله ودفاع الأسقام, و العون على الصلاة والصيام والقيام وتلاوة القرآن

اللهم سلمنا لشهر رمضان وتسلمه منا وسلمنا فيه حتى ينقضي عنا شهر رمضان, وقد عفوت عنا وغفرت لنا ورحمتنا...اللهم امين

مبارك عليكم الشهر, وعساكم من عواده

For Girls Only..!

2008-08-27T00:34:00.004+03:00

P.S: If you are eating right now, or just ate, please dont scroll down..but if you do so, its up to you!!

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Notice the little legs on her face...LoL

Nice ha? Yallah, Try it girls.....I bet its the same mixtures they sell you in the salons!! hehe....ENJOY

It sucks..I need an Ax!

2008-08-23T19:01:00.005+03:00

Yup...my life sucks these days, if it wasn`t for nonowa..I`de be killing somebody right now, she calms me down..thank God.

Recently, Im just in a bad mood most of the time, and I feel like fighting with everybody, and I feel like everything people are doing around me is annoying, and somehow against me, and Im just ANGRY at the whole world, the last dream I remember was me killing people with an "Ax" , and opening their heads with it, spliting it from the middle, and chopping their limbs a part from their bodies, because they got me angry and they tried to bother NoN0Wa in the dream, and believe me, it felt really REALLy really GooD.

Im on the edge of a fight with almost everybody I know, cuz they just irritate me..yeah irritate me! peeps knock it off...NoNoWa thanx "papy angle" for handling me halyoumein..you save me from my self..

Everybody..F#$k the hell off =/

Screw Nike..Banana..!

2008-08-17T18:31:00.005+03:00

What a magical fruit..!

The Time is Approaching

2008-08-10T11:27:00.006+03:00

Im counting the days, I cant wait to start the group rides...and this year will be better, cuz I got the king of all bikes, the great "GoldWing"..

Plus, my brother got a new bike, my cousin too, and Im in the process of corrupting the rest of my cousins and pull their legs into it, new peeps, and new group, and I still have my biker buddies too..I just cant wait, it will be awesome!

p.s: Amu, you are in dude

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2008-08-07T02:13:00.003+03:00

Just wait for the second one....

I dont even know what to name this post!! Do you...

Need a gun in indian movie?..Naaaaah

2008-08-01T17:24:00.018+03:00

I got this email before a while, but I just felt like sharing it with you, with a little comments added from me on the original ones..hope you enjoy it =)

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هذا بطل الفلم الهندي ربطته العصابه بكرسي, طبعا مو خايف بس حده معصب, ولازم الأيد بوكس و الحبل شوي راخي

اخوووه مربوط و عليه قنبلة مؤقتة بتنفجر بس شوفو شكل القنبلة, شارينها من سوق الوطيه, فيوزين بلاك طوفه و ماشه

البطل شاف جنبه اغلفة رصاصات طايحه على الارض, طبعا حطتهم عالأرض لها معنى, ماكو شي يطوف المخرج الهندي المبدع

طبعا الاغلفه حركت عقله مو السمبوسه و الجباتي وجاته فكره ......... قط نفسه على شان يوصل لها, هالعقل اللي على البطل شغال و لاحظوا ان البكس ما يفج من ايده

طبعا القنبلة .... وهذي اول قنبله من نوعها بالعالم .... القنبله هذي لها دقمه تشغيل دقمه اطفاء ... يعني السالفه سهالات, مو متعبين روحهم مثل الافلام الامريكيه, البطل ما عنده وكت يفكر اي واير يقص و يصبصب عرق و يتذكر بنته, بعدين المحل اللي بسوق الوطيه مخلصه وايراته الحمر, ماكو الا ازرق
اذكركم احنا هني بفلم هندي

طبع عداد القنبله عباره عن منبه بو اذان من سيتي سنتر, و صابغينه بصبغ رش اسود و الدقم لزق, نرجع للبطل..تأثيرات الوي هذي صارله شهر و ثلاث ايام يتدرب عليها

واخيرا مسك الرصاصه طبعا الارض وايد نظيفه, المقطع هذا شككني بنية البطل, انا اقول ان مو بس اخذ الرصاصه, باس الأرض عشان المشاهدات شوي يستانسون, يعني اغراء على الطريقه الهنديه, جيكواالشفه التحتانيه شلون خامه الأرض, حدها سكس اللقطه اذا شفتوها من منظور هندي

شوفوا بس شلون يركزالبطل والتركيز ذاااااابحه, اهنيه اضطر المخرج يضيف شوية عرق و ينزل الخصله, عشان تتماشى مع تسكيرة الشفايف على الرصاصه, طبها البنات الحين يتمنون ان اهم الرصاصه

طبعا بطريقة هندية بحته واسلوب الافلام الهنديه غلاف الرصاصه يطيييييييييير كانه رصاصه
ويصوبه على الدقمه الخضره و تطفي القنبله , حركاااااات..

شي عجيييييب ..

واخيرا (راجو ) اقصد البطل الخارق حل الأزمة ..

الغريب في الحركة .. ان القنبلة بقي لها ثانية واحدة وتنفجر ..

بس لحق عليها في اللحظة الأخيرة فيلم هندي ..

اكشن صح هههههههه :)

شوفوا الصورة المتحركة للأكشن

البنات رجاءا, مسكوا نفسكم شوي, ادري اللقطه حدها إغراء

السؤال اللي يسدح نفسه, منو هالممثل؟ و شنو اسم الفلم؟ و شنو صار عقب ما طفت القنبله؟

أنا اتوقع الجواب حق السؤال الثالث, ان عقب ما طفت القنبله و طاحت الرصاصه عالأرض, واحد من افراد العصابه سمع صوت الرصاصه ترن عالأرض, رجع..شال البطل مع الكرسي و عدله, لقط الرصاصات اللي طايحه عالأرض و حطهم بمخباته, رد وقت المنبه القنبله, طق الدقمه الحمره و راح

بس قبل لا يروح قال حق البطل: مره ساني انته ما يسير شيتان واجد, مره ساني انته يتيييه انا ما يجي يشيل مال انته, همار انته ولاه ماكو مككك

KM On Time..everyday!!?

2008-07-28T08:38:00.003+03:00

Why?

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

2008-07-22T13:15:00.006+03:00

Another adventure, another story, a cocktail of bad luck and timing. I was guna write this post, but I thought NoNoWa wud describe it much better. So, NoNOWa- take the lead!

Here is our story of woe! Yes...WOE! We just want to exhibit our bad luck and bad timing. And also why being late is something unevitable even though it wasnt our fault. It all began with us going to meet up with some friends- u know who u are guys!! :) Well we started out a lil late..like we were supposed to be there at 5:30..but we left the house at 6. Ok thats our fault..but what happens next is not!

It started with KM being tooo lazy and not getting gas before he came home. We jumped in the car and realized we had to get gas, so we went to our neighborhood gas station and of course it was CLOSED! KM figured that the closest station wud be the one on the Gulf Road across the street from Fridays. We were already worried cuz we only had 10kms worth of gas, and that was even before KM had come home from work..so we needed it BAD!

We made it to the gas station=good news.

Gas station closed=bad news.

We thought ..ok they were changing shifts, so we waited...and waited...and waited, and time was running, our friends were waiting and we tried to move on, but the second we did- the lil gauge went to "0 km". Wonderful! :(

We turned into a bus stop and thought we cud just reverse regardless of the tafteesh across the street that had maybe 10 coppers...waiting to give ppl tickets. so we reverse, and as we do---a car has to pull up behind us, y??? Becuz we were there, and there was no other bus stop in the universe except that one. Finally , we made it back to the entrance of the station only to realize that the time was 7:12...as u can see in the pic below.

KM got out of the car, and went to ask the supervisor what the hell is happening....cz we had already been there for 1 hour. He said that out of all the stations in Kuwait, that the company didnt bring the workers to this one and that they wud be late. And y, do u ask?? Bcuz we were there! So much for 24 hour service, huh?
Eventually, a policeman came by since he had seen us there like forever....and asked whats going on? So KM told him and he said he wud go check it out. It turns out that the copper just wanted to take a dump and needed an exscuse. He dissappeared mysteriousely for 20 minutes., and came back to tell us that the workers were on the way, and he didnt believe that we had no gas, so he came and peeked thru the window to check.
At this point our friends left- cuz there was no way in hell we cud make it. Me and KM played every hand game u cud imagine in the car. We joked, we took stupid pics until my phone had no battery left, and we were a bit naughty...u gotta pass the time- know what i mean?!* says KM* LOOL :P

Oh and thats another shot of the cop car--guys its called BOREDOM!Its after 8--we're still there and then a lil Bengali guy comes over to tell us the exciting news. He said"Sorry Baba...bacher ta3al" Which means that the only gas station in Kuwait, that we happened to pull up to- was gonna be closed until the next day.Lucky us........at this point we hit depression and we just kept thinking we are paying a babysitter to watch our kids, so that we can sit in front of a closed gas station.- WOW!!
Anywhoo...there was a guy waiting in line..an angel in a black yukon as KM describes him, who offered to go and get us gas. You see we cudnt call anyone...cz we didnt have cards in our phones- hehe...we always put stuff off!!! As for KM, he thought how stupid wud we look calling someone to come and give us gas, its like.."Hey dude could you just get me Gas, yeah you wanna know where am I.. me..Im in front the gas station"...LOL

Well he got brought us the gas and we made it to another station so we cud fill up the car...and here is the greatest moment of the evening........watch and enjoy! :P

Then we went to Chili's and had a"NoNoWa and KM emancipation moment!!!!

Wooohoooo!!

3arabiyya pronounced in egyptian

2008-07-20T21:31:00.002+03:00

........OR........

.........Which one, and why?.........

impression!!

2008-07-15T20:53:00.003+03:00

Every blogger leaves an impression on the people that visit his blog, I`ve been blogging for a while, and I really wonder what kind of impression I created in your minds through my posts and comments..

So...

Describe KM in one word..Thanx ;)

Wigs & Drags!!?

2008-07-10T21:23:00.004+03:00

There are lots of "happy" people, specifically "happy guys"...
Now Im not talking about a little soft cup cake girly girly guys, we are all used to this kind since high school, but what Im noticing these days, guys with wigs and dresses, wedding makeup, female undergarments and all the deal...!!

The other day, I was riding my bike, it was around 02.00am, in the street next to alnezha traffic light, I was stopping for the red light when I noticed a silver toyota camry , approaching slowly to the pedestrian lines, coming next to me!! Now you know when you get this weird feelings that there is somebody staring at you..you try to keep you head straight but they just keep coming closer and closer..I had to turn my face since the car was inches away from my bike..It was a blonde girl, so I thought: walleeh shalblawy elly te6la3 taly elleil!!? but for seconds shakkeit fe elsalfa..this girl has eyebows thicker than mine!! and her chin was green..ya3ny tawha 7alqa..and the blonde hair is just 7adda dash 3arth 3ala the face, LoooooooooL..I felt obligated to have a second look, you know for the sake of the mankind ;p

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, it was a "happy guy..gay..drag..shemale..cup cake" or what ever category he falls in, and there is nobody in the street except me and the "happy meal"..LoL

Now if you know me, Im a crazy guy, fighter, I wouldnt mind a midnight street fight if I have to, but this "zeg cake" is two and half times my size, that is why he got triple D boobs @@..it took forever for the light to turn green, I was already on the first gear since I knew I was in danger, this drag made me drag race on the pavment on my bike with the winds, I twisted this grip like I never twisted it before..1800cc 6 pistons engine was really usefull at the moment, my wheels were screaming and my bike was doing the fish tale for a quite long distance...I felt relieved!!

That wasnt the first one I`ve seen, recently..I noticed these "creatures" out in the streets in the late hours...kuwait, get ready for a whole new breed @@

Successful G2G..

2008-07-07T22:14:00.005+03:00

Today finally we met, seven bloggers..unfortunatly we didnt have the chance to sit with "Kaos" and "Ra1" cuz they left early..

Which leaves Amu, navygirl, outofreach and of course NoNoWa and me..

It was really fun, I really enjoyed it..and I really hope it will inshallah happen again..SOON AMU, LoL ;p

Guys..I really really enjoyed meeting you..it was worth it wullah, and elga3da was 5feefa o nice..we really got along, specially for a first time, and I know we were late, but comon..Im Kella Met2a5er and I got a reputation to keep..and Im glad that we bugged the girls with bike talk, LooooooooL

I hope my kids, my wife and me..were 5faf 3ala gloobkom, o ma mallalnakom..6b3an akeed lazim tgooloon la wullalh it was fun o estanasna m3akom..I know, mo keifkom..cuz we is cewl baby..and you are really lucky to meet me ;p

Thanx..really looking fot the next one guys

Now I`ve been flickered by Amu so..

2008-07-04T20:15:00.005+03:00

The Rules:

a. Type your answer to each question below into Flickr Search

b. Using only the first page, pick an image.

c. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into fd's mosaic maker

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1. Whats is your first name? Wento shakoo!!??

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2. What is your favorite food? Halyomein machboos chicken.

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3. What high school did you go to? Since I put the high school globe of Kuwait, so my school must b somewhere in Kuwait! Like Jabriya for example!! LOL

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4. What is your favorite color? All shades of green.

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5. Who is your celebrity crush? It took me 4 days to try to figure out who is deemed worthy enuf to be my celebrity crush. Of course I dont have a crush and I was guna put Jessica Biel or Shania Twain, but Rihanna's face fit the square.

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6. Favorite Drink? Avocado from Mun3ash Juice in Salmiya next to Kurdo. *Note: Not with huny*

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7. Dream vacation? Highlands of Scotland

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8. Favorite dessert? Bananas Foster- the one NoNoWa makes. I havent tasted better so far.

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9. What do you want to be when you grow up? A grandpa Biker, just like Paul Teutel Sr.- the man is pushing 60- mashallah.

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10. What do u love most in life? Anything with an engine. And if there was one more square just the same size....it wud be martial arts!

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11. One word to describe your self. Incredibly and Insanely stubborn. Just ask NoNoWa!!

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12. Your flickr name. I will always be KM.

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Martial Arts Trial

2008-06-27T19:13:00.005+03:00

The other day, I was invited to a martial art trial by my cousin, "Full Contact Karate" class, it was fun. I wore my Kajukenbo suit.. but with my white belt..as a respect for the sensai, it actually means a challange..and it would be considered an insult to the sensai if I put on my original belt from kajukenbo!! Same works with any other martial arts by the way..

Now the cool thing was when the sensai started to teach his students and show them the moves with my help!! DAMN, it felt so good to have such a privilege, specially in the prescence of a high rank belts from the same martial art. He was impressed too, having the experience always works in these kind of situations =)

Next time inshallah, we will try the "Jeet kune Do" ...Bruce lee style, I cant wait..its gonna be awesome dude =)

Summer Tagged by NoNoWa & Amu =p

2008-06-24T23:25:00.005+03:00

**I will always wear: Boxers & bracelet...."in the house!!" Linens and bermuda shorts outdoor**
**I will never wear: Pink...never ever, I would never do it**
**My bad-clothes-day advice: Who cares..Im dude**
**I Know I look great when: Beside that Im the kind of husband who takes his wife`s opinion, I always do, cuz Im just so cool and dandy baby**
**Smart travel tip:Light bags, you are not immigrating!!**
**To me summer means:Having cold showers, No riding on the day..only night rides ;p**
** I tag...... Who ever wanna be tagged, feel free to say KM tagged me!!**

Double tagged by Amu..

2008-06-13T15:59:00.009+03:00

Amu`s keychain tag:

Amu..cool tag Dude ;p

I like the idea..even if its not yours ;p

Im not that much into fancy keychains

Cause I end up hitting people with it

Its a keychain/weapon

Martial arts weapon

I thought you will not notice, LoL

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Second Tag

6 unspectacular quirks abt myself!!

1*Its hard to make me feel yuck, even if Im eating..I could watch a complete show about bugs, or anything else could make you feel ecky..but if you want me to leave my food, or feel disgusted..just talk about somebody eating soap or let me smell it while Im eating..the same thing works with eating glass!!

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2*I have to have even numbers all the time, the T.V. volume, the radio in the car, when I set the microwave..etc

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3*I always take the second item on the shelves, in the super market..when I go shoping for clothes, I always take the second shirt from the same size, never take the first...

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4*Whatever happens, what ever it takes, no matter how important what you have at the moment....never ever EVER touch me while Im drinking water, if you wanna kill me touch me ..I choke directly =/

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"Now this really bug NoNoWa"

5*Whenever I take anything back, kitchen stuff, books, CDs, towels..etc I never put them back where they go, I just simply put them half meter away from thier original place..to lazy to do it xD

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6*When I think...I think in english, Do you!!!

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Now I know I already wrote six..but there is more where that comes from..

7* I cant tolerate somebody running next to my food while Im eating, or huffing anything like the couch pillows or something like that...

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8*If I watch a movie and the lights on it doesnt count as a movie, I actually feel the need to watch another movie with the lights off..so I can call it a night.

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9*I can smell "zhaiwys" cockroaches.

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10*I could since bug movments in the dark, and locate it, I actually sense lots of things other than bugs, but I choose to ignore it =/

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11*Its intersting thing to watch the Doctor stiching my elbow, or take blood, or give me injection..I find it educational, as a matter of fact, I inject my self with pain reliever when Im sick, hehe.

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12*Im writing number 12 just for the sake of even numbers, LoL.

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I Tag..

NoNoWa

5roofa

smarties

Navygirl

eshda3wa

balqees from the "CCBC"

And every body else would like to be tagged, my blogroll peeps..feel free =)

My Boy!

2008-06-03T23:27:00.010+03:00

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So, since Hassooni is a little fighter by instinct, NoNoWa and I decided to enroll him in the same class I take which is Kajukenbo. Its a self defense class which includes martial art practice, street fighting techniques as well as how to use the nerve impulses of others to your advantage with some weapon work, and joint locks as well. Well...he will not learn all of this until he reaches the adult classes- at least not the killing techniques, but I will work on it :P

I took the pic above- yesterday whenever we went to enroll. He saw the sensai (not his 1st time) and he got a few chest punches and a nerve endurance test. I got my share, too, since I stopped for a while- mine was more of a punishment instead of a welcoming.

Today was his first training session and he impressed the sensai and me. El7amdillah I did good! He threw jabs very well and his kicks were accurate. He did a flip/kick combo which is a big thing for a kid of his age and his first class. I am proud! :D

The pics above and below, they were switching the punching mats. I felt really bad for the girl cuz she kept smiling at me like, "Please, stop him!" It's funny!

Here, Hussain is doing butterfly stretches. It was hilarious!! I wish I had a video just to show u the head stretches. He couldnt put his head up cuz he wanted to look at the trainer '3asub. And instead of doing head rotations like he was supposed to- he ended up "6ig erguba"!! LOL
Grabbing a drink. He made me happy by making his own way through the kids and taking care of himself, since he knows nobody there.
My Little Tiger!!!

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The next picture was taken in 2002. One of these sweaty men- IS ME!

Can u guess who! I will update u later and tell u all if u guessed right!

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Now enjoy this video of my little tiger in action!

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ماشاء الله

Not Another bike accident =/

2008-05-25T17:00:00.005+03:00

So, last night I had a motorcycle accident on the Gulf Road near to Sha'ab elba7ry club, around 10pm. I was on my way back home with my cousin, and there was this dumbass 7mar in a white Lumina, he was harassing us, and trying to race with my cousin. My cousin was in the right lane, and the dumb ass was in the middle, and I was behind him. I tried to get closer to my cousin, but he was closing the space between them everytime I tried too, So I slowed down and stayed in the back, waiting him to get the fuck away from us, well; he didnt, so I accelerated and went to the left lane so I could pass him, I think the dumb ass mother fucker thought I was trying to race with him, so he jumped in my lane and hit my bike right in the front wheel, of course..I fell down and rolled on the pavment, while my bike was sliding away * thank God for engine guards, it saved my leg*, I was lucky, there was another biker behind me, we didnt really know him, he was just there by the grace of Allah, coz he blocked the cars, otherwise I would have been run over by them =/

I heard my cousin yelling my name and running towards me, in this time I was helpless..I couldnt move or even talk from the chest and back pain, they picked me up and helped me to walk to the curb, and moved my bike away, the dumb ass stopped for a few seconds, I guess he was shocked, but then he ran away after my cousin and the other biker got his license plate number, THANK GOD.

The ambulance didnt take long to arrive, of course, everybody knows me, knows how crazy and careless Im sometimes about my self!!! I got up and I was trying to fix my bike after I laid for a few minutes on the curb, my cousins and my brother were begging me to just relax and leave the damn bike, but I guess in this moment I was at the peek of my stubborness...

I got lots of "ma tshoof shar" and " 7emdella 3alsalama" and "salamat yoba" from the people in the cars near me, 7a99alt zaffa from Old women 3almashy ba3ad, it made me laugh 9ra7a..7adda mo wakta 7ajjeyya..I nead bandages not lectures!!!!

They took me to Mubarak Hospital, and then we went to the police station. I filed a hit and run case,so I hope they get the mofo..Im so pissed off, I just wanna catch him, bas 5al y6ee7 b2eedy, Oooo I will make him regret it I swear to GOD wulla....my cousins will track him inshallah, and ba3dein ne3alma sho`3l Allah.

NoNoWa was sad in the beginning, coz I told her I was coming soon, that was like 10pm...I didnt come back untill 4.00am, and she didnt know I had an accident. I didnt wanna make her worried about me, better sad than worried sickless!! I love her, and I didnt want to put her into all the drama untill Im home so I can calm her down. It would hurt me more than my cuts and injuries if I know that she is worried and afraid about me, and Im not there to deal with it, and make her feel better. She is still sad though, she thinks I should`ve told her coz she is not a kid!!! Women!!

In the next picture you can see the damage I have now, dont cry..Im ok now ;p

See, Im ok...not that much on the outside, most of the injuries are internal, but no broken bones. What's covered is the skin burns and cuts, I have big peels on both arms, damn it stings all the freaking time, bas ham el7emdella =)

This pic malha she`3il belaccident, bas el faucet 3jeeeeeeeeb....I need one ;p

By the way, it wasnt like he didnt mean to hit my bike, he actually meant it, he waited for me to come closer to his car then he turned on me!!!!! 7mar

Light Tag..

2008-05-19T22:36:00.006+03:00

I was Tagged by sara, I know its late..bas better late than never =)

The Tag

1- Your favorite cheese?
Craft, parmesan

2- Your favorite milk?
Kdd...lel2asaf

3-Your favorite chips?

kitco nice bu mil7 ma3a dqoos bo deech...qadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

4- Your favourite Salad?

beside my salad, any salad feeha 5eesa ;p

5-Your favorite restaurant?

sakka:Wardat rumaithyya / alfarqadein

Cool:Nando`s / thai chi

6-Your favorite burger?

All Johnny Rockets burgers

7-Your favorite mall?

Avenues in the morning time..actually, any mall in the morning is nice..3shan mafy 7abarbash!!

8-Your favorite channel?

Discovery, mbc action

9-Your favorite chocolate?

Ferroro rocher, kinder

10- Your favorite fruit?

Strawberry, Romman ;p

11-Your favorite water?

Evian, LoooooL ay shy..sowalif troofa xD

Rawdatein mineral water ya yooba

12-Your favorite color?

Green

13- Your favorite singer?

Ba3ad ma yabeela, 3Abdulla Ruweishid...and NickleBack

14-Your favorite biscuit?

Digestive, tuc......nice coconut with the blue and white backage

15-Your favorite Bank?

Bu jamal, The geezer B3eer bank....El.Watani

16- Your favorite hair color?

Strawberry blonde

17-Your favorite nuts?

Cashews

18-Your favorite program?

American Chopper baby..Yeeyaaaa, anything with bikes..cars engines, and fights =)

IFL...The unit

19-Your favorite perfume?

Unforgivable by Sean John, Cool water by Davidoff

20-Your favorite balad?

I like places with nature o hal5rabee6, no cities..so it could be alot off places, but if I have to choose, I would say Maldives & Scotland.

I Tag everybody want to be tagged, o elly ma yaby keifa, mo ella.

Sara, thanx =)

عظم الله لك الاجر ياكويت

2008-05-14T00:14:00.004+03:00

(( يَا أَيَّتُهَا النَّفْسُ الْمُطْمَئِنَّةُ ارْجِعِي إِلَى رَبِّكِ رَاضِيَةً مَرْضِيَّةً فَادْخُلِي فِي عِبَادِي وَادْخُلِي جَنَّتِي ))

انتقل الى رحمة الله تعالى, الامير الوالد الشيخ/سعد العبدالله السالم الصباح, الى جوار ربه.....سائلين المولى عز وجل, ان يتغمد روحه بواسع رحمته, ويسكنه فسيح جناته, ويلهمنا وذويه الصبر والسلوان

انا لله, و انا اليه لراجعون

نسألكم الدعاء للمغفور له باذن الله تعالى

Where should I go???

2008-05-08T05:29:00.003+03:00

I always liked martial arts since I was a kid, and never really got commited to bodybuilding. and once in my life when I really dedicated myself to bodybuilding..I had my bike accident. Which stopped me from continuing my training..plus bodybuilding is boring!! While you learn a new thing everyday in martial arts..

My brother and my cousins lately, are going to the same gym, which is cool to be with somebody there, it helps the time to pass faster..they are encouraging me to go with them, and I kinda want a six pack abs muscles, and a little defining here and there..

NoNoWa was always against bodybuilding, first..because of the medications that guys take to get the right shape in a shorter time, second..she always says that I dont need it, I kinda have a footballer body, she always says that =)

For me, martial arts is somthing you learn, and it stays in you head, no matter how long you stop, its always there, and your reaction to your surroundings get sharper, and you are always allerted, I like that..

While body building, nice body, empty head..and eating like a horse xD, but it gives you a nice result in the end..the problem if you stop for a little while, all that you built up will be vanished in a short time!!

Martial art classes have a certain timings, and you have to attend, its an obligation!! While bodybuilding is a fixed time training, it doesnt matter when do you wanna go during your day..

Now comn, isn't that worth the boredom!!!???

In the end, they both have nice results...but

What is your opinion, which one do you think is worth it:

Martial arts or Bodybuilding?

The most expensive meal in my life!!

2008-04-29T23:59:00.005+03:00

The other day, me and my little familly, went to Nando`s to have a bite..I like this restaurant, thier food 3jeeb, and Im kinda bored from american restaurants, and lebanese food...so when nonowa suggested it, It was just perfect..so we went there.

I got me some beef and mash tators, nonowa didnt want to eat heavy so she got the salad and the side mash tators..and the kids, got kids meals of course..

It was all good..we ate, we got full..we were good an dandy..I asked for the check, I put my atm pasword for the knet, wating the receipt..still waiting..mako receipt, Elmohim..the waiter asked me to put my password again, and handed me the cancelled receipt..

Now, that`s How much I should pay..

Yup, 12.210 Kd, twelve dinars and two hundred and ten fils..put, since I never really pay attention whenever I use the knet thingy, That`s actually how much I was gonna pay for a few pieces of meat and potato and salad...

TWELVE THOUSANDS, TWO HUNDRED DINARS AND HUNDRED AND TWO FILS..WoW

It was really funny, and stupid..but hey, now I could say that I actually was gonna pay 12210 Kd for a meal, without hesitating, one day in my life =)

They said.....قالوا

2008-04-25T16:21:00.006+03:00

أقوله عطرز..يقولي حر, أقوله حر..يقولي عطرز

5osh Tag =)

2008-04-07T21:49:00.003+03:00

Hatha 5osh tag shefta 3end Amu, o 3ajaby..so I thought I will do it, just to put you on your toes shwayya!!

Have you ever:
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( x) Stolen a car. I was under 18 years old back then
( x) Been in love ( Heartbroken ) I thought I was, I was a kid, and I thought it was love, LoL
( x) Been dumped. I`ve been the dumper and the dumpee =)
( x) Shoplifted. I was 6, it was pencil sharpener in the shape of lady bug, fe na7no wa ala6faal belsalmeyya.
( ) Been fired
( x) Been in a fist fight
( x) Snuck out of your parent's house. Ooo 3ed o 5arbi6, I cant remember how many times!!
( ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( x) Been arrested
( x) Gone on a blind date. I did once, and still regreting it, it was the most stupid thing I ever did in my life =/
( x) Lied to a friend. LooooL
( x) Skipped school. I wouldnt be KM if I didnt ;p
( x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane. Does a russian planes counts!!?
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten sushi. Im not the sushi kind of preppy guy, but I try everything, except alcohol and drugs.
( ) Been skiing
( ) Met someone from the Internet
(x) Been to a concert
(x) Taken painkillers. Im a pharmacist for Gods sake, of course I did!!
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now. She is next to me right now =D
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) Made a snow angel
( ) Had a tea party. I started drinking tea this year!!!!!!
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle. Not really that much of a castle, it was more like a giant body parts male/female ;p
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up. NoNoWa got pics to black mail me, once I was julious ceaser =/
( ) Jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) Gone sledging
(x) Cheated while playing a game. LoooooooooL
(x) Been lonely. I like to be sometimes.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school. I used to make fun of it, but now I Mastered it.
( ) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(XXXXXXXXX) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed. In egypt, And in salwa area, somebody stole my rpm meter from my camaro!!
(xx ) Been misunderstood
(x) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo. 95alah!! and it bit my pyjama.
(x) Won a contest. RED RACING SCHOOL, formula1.
(xx =) xxxxx ) Run a red light/stop sign. Me, naah.
(x) Been suspended from school
(xxx) Been in a car crash
( ) Had braces. F#ck No.
(x) Felt like an outcast/third person. Who didnt.
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had déjà vu. I scare my self sometimes, how much I know or see stuff repeated infront my eyes. and I remeber when it saw it the first time or knew about it, I think its contagious..cuz nonowa started to almost have the same after we got married!!!
( ) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Witnessed a crime. several times, once it was stabbing.
( ) Questioned your heart. I never question my heart, I question my brain!!
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Squished mud through your bare feet
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Been on the opposite side of the world, or close
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep. The night NoNowas father refused my proposal to marry her.
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons. Im a dad!!
( ) Sang karaoke. future plan.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. wayeeeed.
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus. Mako sh`3il. LooL
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe. Guess who and where?
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about. Many times =)
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
( x) Had a wish come true. Im living it, el7emdella.
( x) jumped off a bridge. pedesrtian bridge.

سالفه طويله عريضه

2008-03-31T20:15:00.004+03:00

ماشاء الله

.: ألف ما شاء الله, تبارك الرحمن والحمدلله :.

el9ra7a 9ij it was salfa 6oweela 3areetha, kella 3shan halnetfa..bas al7een el7emdella allah yaba lena belsalama o 9e77eta zeina, ten fingers and ten toes, o esh7lata mashallah..allah ye7aftha inshallah..GOLO AMEN YARAB EL3ALMEEN

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NoNoWa, 7beebty.. ham ba3ad el7emdella, owledat belsalama, o she is great and fine now, bas eshwayyat elstuff elly tomor fehaa ay woman walid maskeena, bas el7emdella..allah 7afath`ha o sahhal 3aleeha..o yabatlena hal3anono.. "Allah ye5alleech ly ya mama" =)

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Elwelada kanat eshwayya 9a3ba, o mra7elha tethba7, 7adda nerve racking...it took a while, Im sure you all noticed..bas el7emdellah ham ba3ad, hatha elly allah katba lena..

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The kids happy, hussoon already acting like elwalad el3oad, toota t`3aar eshwayya..I guess le2anna enkasrat shokatha..bas yallah hathy eldenya!!

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Me, Ana ba3ad maskeen..I was a driver, racer, pilot, crimenal, pharmacist, Doctor, midwife, nurse, cleaner, porter, night guard, man in labour, house keeper, baddalah operator , pediatrition, camera man, photographer, host, father, husband and akeed lover!!

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Peeps, we have a little KM now, God help the wolrd, another KM is born =)

Just in case yumkin fee minkom ma 3enda fekra shesma elbaby..

Solaiman

3ala esm elwalid =)

الف الحمدلله والله, الله يحفظ سليمانو واخوانه وام حسوني و يخليهم لي و يخليني لهم انشالله

الف ماشالله, وافلح من صلى عالنبي و آله

Zero hour!!

2008-03-16T09:48:00.002+03:00

نسألكم الدعاء

She is going to deliver!

She and I..

2008-03-14T16:17:00.010+03:00

"Bless our marriage, O God, as Kella Met2a5er and NoNoWa continue our journey down the road of life together.We don't know what lies ahead for the road turns and bends. But help us to make the best of whatever comes our way.
Help us to hug each other often, talk and laugh a lot.Help us to continue to enjoy each other as we did when we first met.Help us to realize that nothing nor no one is perfect and to look for the good in all things and all people including ourselves.Help us to respect each other's likes and dislikes, opinion and beliefs, hopes and dreams and fears.Help us to learn from each other and to help each other to grow mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Help us to realize that there is design and purpose in our lives as in the world, and if we will hold onto each other, we will know that things have a way of working out for the good.Help us to create for our children, a peaceful, stable home of love as a foundation on which we can build their lives.But most of all, dear God, help us to keep lit the torch of love' that we now share in our hearts so that by our loving example we may pass on the light of love to our children and to our children's children forever. Ameen ya rab al3alamein"

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Its been seven great years, since we`ve been married, I always tried my best to give nonowa, something exceptional on this particular occassion..

But this year, I feel tied..our choices are so limited..she could be delivering in a matter of hours..

But if we look at it through the filled half of the cup perspective, I already gave her a gift 9 months ago, and she is giving me mine very soon..without planning for it!!

NoNoWa, you know I would take you where ever you want, but its not that much of an option now, since you already started your early stages of labour, being close to home is a must..but I promise, I will try my best today, and I will make it up next year inshallah..

NoNoWty..happy 7th anniversary sweetheart

I Love you

الله يخليج لي يا ام حسون و الله لا يغير علينا اشالله

I feel pregnant!!

2008-03-12T02:57:00.005+03:00

To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!

"We really are pregnant!!"

Bin 6omas!!

2008-03-05T23:58:00.002+03:00

No Freakin Comment!!

KDD!!

2008-03-03T15:48:00.008+03:00

I was riding my bike, and sheft this ad, I couldn`t help it, I was laughing inside my helmet..I Had to stop and take a pic.

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So what`s gonna be their next one?

"نسينا ما كلينا؟؟"

I "LMAO"..7adda

Bomb in Al-Marina!!

2008-03-02T14:47:00.007+03:00

I just came back from Gulf Street, I was taking a spin on my bike, and I noticed that the bomb squad trucks was parked in front of Marina Mall.

When I took the U turn to go back inside the Marina Cresent, there were lots of policemen, Special Forces, and the K-9 units, walking around and checking everything.

Marina was evacuated, it was like a ghost town..never seen it like that before!!

Yep, that was how Marina looked today at 2.00 pm

6ab3an mako fayda, 7atta law the police evacuated elmojamma3, a9deqa2ona "elhnood " el2afathil ma eyozoon..inte7aryeen, ga3deen dar mdar elmarina, chena gayleen lohom be6ayroon charraqy, mo Bomb!! ya7leelhom =)

I couldnt take more pics, cuz NoNoWa was worried about me, and she asked me to come back, and just leave the place ASAP..
"Elly mo metzawjeen, nobody worry about you etha infejartaw..7arra"

Yalla femallah

KM

Kabsa!!

2008-02-27T20:30:00.004+03:00

Scene One- Police started searching the golden Maxima, they threw the guy in the back seat of the police car.

Scene Two- One of the policemen took the dawreyya, rushing to another car "Murano", while the other policeman drove the Maxima. He stopped next to the Murano, got out of the car, and starts looking inside the black windows of the Murano, all of the sudden; they pull out a bold giant guy, wearing a fire fighter uniform. The policeman tried to put him inside the police car, but he was resisting, the other policeman came charging to them, he slaps the fire fighter.

Scene Three- Two girls in the front seat of the Murano crying, the driver came out from her Murano, begging the police man to leave her, and let her go. One of them starts to demand her to go back and sit in her car. She begs him desperatly, and the policeman starts to cuss and swear at her..(rekby syyartich ya 5arra, ya 7aqeera!!)..she went back to her car.

Finally the police got the"firefighter" with the other guy (Maxima) into the back seat of the police car. One of the policemen head to the front right door, asking the girls for I,D`s..and they start crying loud, begging him to leave them. One of them starts to tell him with a hysterical tone: "My father will die if he knows, please I dont want anything, I will do anything..but please my father la ya3arf, wulla yemoot, wullah yemoot"..the policeman starts to threaten her, and she said: "ok, ok 5la9, a36eek a36eek, bas la ya3arf abooy wulla ymoot!!"

The policeman spotted me, watching..: 5ally law sama7t momkin t7arik.. so I said, "Ok mo meshkilla..."

Few moments later, Hussoon asked me: Baba, sorry doesn`t work with police ha?
KM: eshloon ya3ny yoba?
Hussoon: Ya3ny even if they say sorry to sher6a, mako fayda, they did something wrong 5la9!!
KM: ee baba 5la9, mako fayda =/

Before all that, in a while, me and my son were in the same place, eating our breakfast, I noticed the car, it was obvious there was something wrong going on, but I just didnt give it any attention..

The girl was crying, and saying that her father will die if he knows... so why would you put your self in this situation, was it worth it!!? I really felt bad, but not about the girls or the guys, I feel bad about the familly. When they find out, will her father really die, God forbid..something wrong will happen. Akeed, ma ra7 t3ady 3ala 5eir..Allah ye3eenhom kelhom.

Lama bint tesawy halbalawy, o ten9ad..ma tefakir inna later on she will be a mother, a grandmother..sheno ra7 tetthakar about shababha..inha kanat dahya, o farra elshabab like 5watim on her fingers!!? I dont think this is something to be proud about!! Wullah fashla..

7o66o balkom 3ala roo7kom, o think about how valuable you are to your selves and your famillies. Fakro etha elsalfa teswa wella la2, etha elsalfa wraha mostaqbal, wela le3ib o bas..elmawqif elly shefta elyoum, ana met2akid enna yetkarrar kil youm, o akthar min marra..bas ta5ayyilow enna ye7oshkom la sama7 Allah, tara shofat elmawqif jddam 3yoonkom tethba7, elwalad temas5ar jddam refeejta o elsher6a da5elloh eldawreyya b6ragaat, elbint, kalat sab o klam y7qerha min elshor6a..elnas wagfa tshoof..mawqif zift 9ra7a!!

A five year old little boy, got the point already... what about you..did you get it, or not yet!!?

7o66o balkom o bala hal5rabee6

Yalla femmallah, take care everybody.

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

2008-02-23T22:38:00.003+03:00

Because of halmas5ara!!

I mean come on, what the hell does spraying people have to do with celebrating your country's national and liberation day!!? I don't think we sprayed the Iraqis to get them out of here and free our country, or dance the Brits out from Kuwait in 1961!! I don't think that spraying people with your own "urine", or God knows what with water guns, makes anybody happy!!? I don't think, hitting Indian and Egyptian people, or any expats, without absolutely no reason, what so ever, just because he was in the wrong time and place is celebrating your national day!!

In these two days, unfortunately; lots of young guys get themselves into fights, and problems,. They get stabbed, eyes get punctured or they end up under somebody's car wheels..just because one of them stared at the other one, or their asses bumped to each other while they were dancing in the middle of the street. Sometimes without any reason, just bullying the others, or of coarse..spraying each other. It starts with a joke, and ends up in the morgue!!
In Kuwait, the whole country turns to a little night club, foam everywhere, bad guys, bad girls, drunk people, convicts "or on the way to be one", guys dancing, girls dancing, loud music, girls showing more skin, naked legs and cleavage, guys in return turn to animals..and show more, sometimes even there "penises" turns to a patriotic celebration tool,.So they start to show the people "Hey I have penis too", we know you have one dumb ass, girls know that too, what are you expecting, girls mooning you and flashing you back, well..YES it happens, unfortunately!!

All that happened and will happen, and its happening right now.."In Kuwait"

I wish I could put a flag or something on my car, and drive around celebrating, but you know what, putting the Kuwaiti flag these days, means you are mas5ara!! How??? It`s like you are saying: Hey, spray me..Im ok with it!! Come and dance like an idiot in front my car..Im ok with it!! Flirt with my family..Im ok with it!! Scare my kids..Im ok with it!! Show me your little "weewee"..Im ok with it!! Mess up my car..Im ok with it!! I have an emergency..my wife might deliver now, its not important..close the road and dance your ass off, make an idiot of your self in the middle of the street..its more important, and you know what?? Im ok with it!!

I wish Kuwait was like before in the 80`s..we used to celebrate these two days..we used to feel it, we waited for it, I don't remember anything before, similar to what`s going on now=/

"We used to have a national day"

Caught my eye!!

2008-02-16T18:49:00.011+03:00

"Im not that much of a photographer, but I know how to push the button!!"

"kella met2a5er"

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Admit it, the boy is talented

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She just learned how to raise her eyebrows =D

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Shy, or victory fist?
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Misk`s Johnson`s powder "ART"

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Personal wall scratches

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I wish I could ride my bike up there!!

"And I dont mean like dead and angels 5rabee6, Im only wondering how would it feel?"

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The singing Dude in the marina crescent

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Ikea little woden statue, turding him self on pavement

"My vision of an Oil spot"

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I added the wings!!

"Another Oil spot vision"

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Last but not least..

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Road kill.....

in marina crescent!!

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I hope I made you bored enough =)

To my wife..my love

2008-02-13T23:03:00.002+03:00

To my one, and my only one, my love..and my only love, my soul mate, my wife..Happy Valentine`s day baby =*

Happy Valentine`s day to you all readers..

And again, always..I love you NoNoWa =)

Better late than never!!

2008-02-10T21:31:00.000+03:00

"Better late than never"

When Nonowa read the title, she thought it couldnt be any better, she thought that should be my motto in life!! weird ha?

Of course, Im late like always, but this time, its for my blogs one year anniversary, birthday or whatever you like to call it..I think I started blogging on Feb the 8th 2007!!

*White pigeons flying and turding all over ugly gypsy girls dancing and mooning the crowd with flame throwers, a clown flipping between their legs then dropping dead from the scenary and smell of the gypsy girls, and fat men blowing horns with white and gray tights torn on the @ss, and little squirrels carrying me around between all this dillema of celebrating my blog, a male belly dancer and a taliban stripper in the background making out, and an air plane flying with my name on the back of it..KM in da houze*

and that makes me 2 days late..not that bad, right!!?I tried to look for a suitable pic of a cake to put with the post, I couldn`t find a better one than this, a piece of cake, with a little clock ticking on the side..you know, to not be late..it turns out that its not even a cake..its an alarm clock..so I think it will not make any good for me, I cant eat it, it cant wake me up!!
Ok what is new..

I think Im a ride addict now, I`ve been riding every single day as of last week, I leave to work with my bike, finish work and head to the stupid streets of kuwait and have a spin, then head back home to nonowa cuz I start to miss her, otherwise, I would be riding till its late at night..

Being hungry helps too ;p "J/K nonowty" LoL

Since I couldnt find the suitable cake for my blog celebration, I thought this will be a good one!! wanna piece..anybody!!?
Would you eat it!!

Happy my blog 2 days late anniversary =D

Have you ever been there?

2008-01-31T23:22:00.001+03:00

Dane Cook Rocks man..

enjoy

Jalapeno..!!

2008-01-28T18:03:00.000+03:00

Who doesn`t like jalapeno..men, women, everybody likes it..

But have you ever payed attention to their shapes? The shape defines what kind of jalapeno you got your hands on!!

Well, not this shape, now pay attention..

You might wana click on the previous pic to get the point!!

The second pic was taken from the bathroom inside Nando`s..got it

BYE

والله فشله

2008-01-23T15:16:00.001+03:00

Have you ever asked your self, why they call it "jam3eyya"??

Well, let me assist you in that, cuz it,s supposed to have evrything in there, everything should be available in there..

For god sake I cant even find butter in jam3eyyas anymore.

So from here, I think they should find another name so we will not over estimate.

Instead, I think it should be called:

1. Mash 7alik

2.We have "some"

3.Dont try

4.Ta9beera

5.No we dont have it

6.Dont get your hopes up

7.On going inventory

8.Mafy kuwaiti

9.Clearance

10.Detour

11.Mirage

And my final and favorite..

12.E5ith 3ala gaddik..o 5al 7ag `3erik Co-op

Ma3a ta7eyyat The "Un" Co-Operative Federation

لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله

2008-01-19T04:05:00.000+03:00

عاشوراء..يوم عزلوا الرؤوس و أمروا الأذنابا

لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله الحسين, تبا ليد امتدت الى عنقك الشريف,تبا ليد اعتدت على حرماتك, تبا لقوم منعوا الماء عنك وعن عيالك

لعن الله امة قتلتك, ولعن الله امة ظلمتك, و لعن الله امة سمعت بذلك و رضيت به..يا حفيد المصطفى سيد الخلق محمد ابن عبدالله عليه افضل الصلاة والسلام

السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا أبَا عَبْدِاللهِ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ رَسُولِ اللهِ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ أمِيرِ المُؤْمِنينَ ، وَابْنَ سَيِّدِ الوَصِيِّينَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ابْنَ فاطِمَةَ الزّهراءِ سَيِّدَةِ نِساءِ العالَمِينَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا ثَارَ اللهِ وابْنَ ثارِهِ وَالْوِتْرَ المَوْتُورَ ، السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ وَعَلَى الارْواحِ الّتي حَلّتْ بِفِنائِكَ ، وَأنَاخَتْ بِرحْلِك عَلَيْكُمْ مِنّي جَميعاً سَلامُ اللهِ أبَداً ما بَقِيتُ وَبَقِيَ الليْلُ وَالنَّهارُ.
يَا أبَا عَبْدِ اللهِ ، لَقَدْ عَظُمَتِ الرَّزِيَّةُ ، وجَلّتْ وعَظُمَتْ المُصِيبَةُ بِكَ عَلَيْنا وَعَلَى جَمِيعِ أهْلِ الاسْلام ، وَجَلَّتْ وَعَظُمَتْ مُصِيبَتُكَ فِي السَّمَوَاتِ عَلَى جَمِيعِ أهْلِ السَّمَوَاتِ ، فَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً أسَّسَتْ أساسَ الظُّلْمِ وَالجَوْرِ عَلَيْكُمْ أهْلَ البَيْتِ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً دَفَعَتْكُمْ عَنْ مَقامِكُمْ وَأزالَتْكُمْ عَنْ مَراتِبِكُمُ الّتِي رَتَّبَكُمُ اللهُ فِيها ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً قَتَلَتْكُمْ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ الْمُمَهِّدِينَ لَهُمْ بِالتَّمْكِينِ مِنْ قِتالِكُمْ ، بَرِئْتُ إلى اللهِ وَإلَيْكُمْ مِنْهُمْ وَمِنْ أشْياعِهِمْ وَأتْباعِهِمْ وَأوْلِيائِهِمْ.
يَا أبَا عَبْدِاللهِ ، إنِّي سِلْمٌ لِمَنْ سالَمَكُمْ ، وَحَرْبٌ لِمَنْ حارَبَكُمْ وَوليٌ لِمَنْ والاكُم وعدوٌّ لِمَنْ عَاداكُمْ إلى يَوْمِ القِيامَةِ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ آل زِيَاد وَآلَ مَرْوانَ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ بَنِي اُمَيَّةَ قاطِبَةً ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ ابْنَ مَرْجانَةَ ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ عُمَرَ بْنَ سَعْد ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ شِمْراً ، وَلَعَنَ اللهُ اُمَّةً أسْرَجَتْ وَألْجَمَتْ وَتَهيّأتْ وَتَنَقَّبَتْ لِقِتالِكَ ، بِأبِي أنْتَ وَاُمِّي لَقَدْ عَظُمَ مُصابِي بِكَ ، فَأسْالُ اللهَ الّذِي أكْرَمَ مَقامَكَ ، وَأكْرَمَنِي بِكَ ، أنْ يَرْزُقَني طَلَبَ ثارِكَ مَعَ إمام مَنْصُور مِنْ أهْلِ بَيْتِ مُحَمَّد صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ.
اللهمّ اجْعَلْني عِنْدَكَ وَجِيهاً بِالحُسَيْنِ عَلَيهِ السَّلأم فِي الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ مِنَ المقَرّبينْ.يَا أبَا عَبْداللهِ ، إنِّي أتَقَرَّبُ إلى اللهِ تعالى ، وَإلَى رَسُولِهِ ، وَإلى أمِيرِ المُؤْمِنينَ ، وَإلَى فاطِمَةَ ، وإلى الحَسَنِ وَإلَيْكَ بِمُوالاتِكَ ، ومُوالاةِ أَوليائِك وَبِالْبَرَاءَةِ مِمَّنْ قَاتَلَكَ وَنَصبَ لَكَ الحَربَ ، وبالْبَرَاءةِ مِمَّنْ أسَّسَ أساسَ الظُّلْمِ وَالجَوْرِ عَلَيْكُمْ ، وَعلى أشياعِكُم وَأبْرَأُ إلى اللهِ وَإلى رَسُولِهِ وَبِالبراءِةِ مِمَّنْ أسَّسَ أساسَ ذلِكَ ، وَبَنى عَلَيْهِ بُنْيانَهُ ، وَجَرَى في ظُلْمِهِ وَجَوْرِهِ عَلَيْكُمْ وَعَلَى أشْياعِكُمْ ، بَرِئْتُ إلى اللهِ وَإلَيْكُمْ مِنْهُمْ ، وَأتَقَرَّبُّ إلى اللهِ وَإلى رَسولِهِ ثُمَّ إلَيْكُمْ بِمُوالاتِكُم وَمُوالاةِ وَلِيِّكُمْ ، وَبِالْبَرَاءَةِ مِنْ أعْدائِكُمْ ،وَالنَّاصِبِينَ لَكُم الحَرْبَ ، وَبِالبَرَاءَةِ مِنْ أشْياعِهِمْ وَأتْباعِهِمْ ، يا أبا عَبدِ الله إنِّي سِلْمٌ لِمَنْ سالَمَكُمْ ، وَحَرْبٌ لِمَنْ حارَبَكُمْ ، وَوَلِيٌّ لِمَنْ والاكُمْ ، وَعَدُوٌّ لِمَنْ عاداكُمْ ، فَأسْألُ اللهَ الّذِي أكْرَمَني بِمَعْرِفَتِكُمْ ، وَمَعْرِفَةِ أوْلِيائِكُمْ ، وَرَزَقَني البَراءَةَ مِنْ أعْدائِكُمْ ، أنْ يَجْعَلَني مَعَكُمْ في الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ ، وَأنْ يُثَبِّتَ لي عِنْدَكُمْ قَدَمَ صِدْق في الدُّنْيا وَالاخِرَةِ ، وَأسْألُهُ أنْ يُبَلِّغَنِي الْمقامَ الْمَحْمُودَ لَكُمْ عِنْدَ اللهِ ، وَأنْ يَرْزُقَنِي طَلَبَ ثَارِي مَعَ إمَام مَهْدِيٍّ ظَاهِر نَاطِق بالحقِّ مِنْكُمْ ، وَأسْألُ اللهَ بِحَقِّكُمْ وَبِالشَّأنِ الَّذِي لَكُمْ عِنْدَهُ أنْ يُعْطِيَنِي بِمُصابِي بِكُمْ أفْضَلَ ما يُعْطِي مصاباً بِمُصِيبَتِهِ ، يا لَها منْ مُصِيبَة مَا أعْظَمَها وَأعْظَمَ رَزِيّتهَا فِي الاسْلامِ وَفِي جَمِيعِ أهلِ السَّموَاتِ وَالارْضِ.
اللهُمَّ اجْعَلْني في مَقامِي هذا مِمَّن تَنالُهُ مِنْكَ صَلَواتٌ وَرَحْمَةٌ وَمَغْفِرَةٌ.
اللهُمَّ اجْعَلْ مَحْيايَ مَحْيا مُحَمَّد وَآلِ مُحَمَّد ، وَمَماتي مَماتَ مُحَمَّد وَآل ِمُحَمَّد.اللهُمَّ إنَّ هَذا يَوْمٌ تَبَرَّكَتْ بِهِ بَنُو اُمَيَّةَ وَابْنُ آكِلَةِ الاكْبادِ ، اللعِينُ بْنُ ال لعِينِ عَلَى لِسانِكَ وَلِسانِ نَبِيِّكَ صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ في كُلِّ مَوْطِن وَمَوْقِف وَقَفَ فِيهِ نَبيُّكَ ـ صَلّى الله عَلَيْهِ وَآلِهِ ـ.اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ أبَا سُفْيانَ وَمُعَاوِيَةَ وَيَزيدَ بْنَ مُعَاوِيَةَ وآلَ مَرْوَانَ عَلَيْهِمْ مِنْكَ اللعْنَةُ أبَدَ الابِدِينَ ، وَهذا يَوْمٌ فَرِحَتْ بِهِ آلُ زِيَاد وَآلُ مَرْوانَ عَليهِمُ اللَّعْنةُ بِقَتْلِهِمُ الحُسَيْنَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم. اللهُمَّ فَضاعِفْ عَلَيْهِمُ اللعْنَ وَالعَذابَ الالِيم.
اللهُمَّ إنِّي أتَقَرَّبُّ إلَيْكَ في هذَا اليَوْمِ ، وَفِي مَوْقِفِي هَذا ، وَأيَّامِ حَيَاتِي بِالبَرَاءَةِ مِنْهُمْ ، وَاللعْنَةِ عَلَيْهِمْ ، وَبِالْمُوالاةِ لِنَبِيِّكَ وَآلِ نَبِيِّكَ عَلَيِه وعَلَيْهِمُ السَّلأمُ.
اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ أوّلَ ظالِم ظَلَمَ حَقَّ مُحَمَّد وَآلِ مُحَمَّد ، وَآخِرَ تَابِع لَهُ عَلَى ذلِكَ ، اللهُمَّ الْعَنِ العِصابَةَ الَّتِي جاهَدَتِ الْحُسَيْنَ عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم وَشايَعَتْ وَبايَعَتْ وَتابَعَتْ عَلَى قَتْلِهِ. اللهُمَّ الْعَنْهم جَميعاً
السَّلأمُ عَلَيْكَ يَا أبا عَبْدِاللهِ وَعلَى الارْواحِ الّتي حَلّتْ بِفِنائِكَ ، وَأنَاخَت برَحْلِك عَلَيْكَ مِنِّي سَلامُ اللهِ أبَداً مَا بَقِيتُ وَبَقِيَ الليْلُ وَالنَّهارُ ، وَلا جَعَلَهُ اللهُ آخِرَ العَهْدِ مِنِّي لِزِيَارَتِكُمْ ، أهْلَ البَيتِ السَّلأمُ عَلَى الحُسَيْن ، وَعَلَى عَليِّ بْنِ الحُسَيْنِ ، وَعَلَى أوْلادِ الحُسَيْنِ ، وَعَلَى أصْحابِ الحُسَينِ الذينَ بَذَلُوا مُهَجَهُم دُونَ الحُسين
اللهمَّ خُصَّ أنْتَ أوّلَ ظالم بِاللّعْنِ مِنِّي ، وَابْدَأْ بِهِ أوّلاً ، ثُمَّ الثَّانِي ، وَالثَّالِثَ وَالرَّابِع.اللهُمَّ الْعَنْ يزِيَدَ خامِساً ، وَالْعَنْ عُبَيْدَاللهِ بْنَ زِيَاد وَابْنَ مَرْجانَةَ وَعُمَرَ بْنَ سَعْد وَشِمْراً وَآلَ أبي سُفْيانَ وَآلَ زِيَاد وآلَ مَرْوانَ إلَى يَوْمِ القِيامَةِ.

اللهمَّ لَكَ الحَمْدُ حَمْدَ الشَّاكِرينَ لَكَ عَلَى مُصابِهِمْ ، الحَمْدُ للهِ عَلَى عَظِيمِ رَزِيّتي.اللهُمَّ ارْزُقْني شَفاعَةَ الحُسَيْن عَلَيهِ السَّلأم يَوْمَ الوُرُودِ ، وَثَبِّتْ لي قَدَمَ صِدْق عِنْدَكَ مَعَ الحُسَيْنِ وَأصْحابِ الحُسَيْن الّذِينَ بَذَلُوا مُهَجَهُمْ دُونَ الْحُسَيْن عَلَيْهِ السَّلأم.

عظم الله اجورنا واجوركم

عظم الله الأجر

2008-01-10T19:09:00.000+03:00

السلام عليك يا أبا عبدالله الحسين وعلى الأرواح التي حلت بفنائك وأناخت برحلك .. رزقنا الله بالآخرة شفاعتك السلام على الحسين وعلى علي بن الحسين وعلى أولاد الحسين وعلى أصحاب الحسين . عليكم سلام الله مني ما بقيت وبقي الليل والنهار ولا جعله الله آخر العهد مني لزيارتكم ...

عظم الله أجورنا وأجوركم بمصاب سيدنا ومولانا أبا عبدالله الحسين

At last.....

2008-01-08T15:31:00.000+03:00

Yup, at last, me KM the biker, I bought me a new mobile..why its such a big thing?? Well, its a long long story, and I think the best one who could talk about it is, NoNoWa, coz she suffered and lived through the dilemma of deciding what mobile I should buy..

So this post will be written by NoNoWa, if there is anybody who deserves the right to do so, it will be her!! So there you go NoNoWty..

The post is yours...

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First addiction- TYTN II-

KM, the nerd (former owner of an I-Mate), drove me insane about this phone---ohhh wait I mean Pocket PC. God forbid I put it down to a regular phone status- LOOL! He would call me from work and tell me all about the specifications and applications and laaaaa dee da....but for me I hate Pocket PC's- they are just too complicated. So i wud try to discourage it, but to no avail. He made endless trips to phone shops just to see when it wud finally be here in Kuwait. This was his goal in life- to get this phone--nothing else mattered...but then he figured out after hours and hours of research--that it was just a test phone and that the software wasnt complete.
CONQUEST DIMINSHED!!!!!!!

Crime and Punishment-

Because KM is well, KM- he is a procrastinator and a very good one at that. I had a Samsung and it needed to be fixed so after about 9 months of waiting- I decided to walk inside Alghanim and ask for the cheapest phone known to mankind, just so I cud have some sort of communication---since KM had promised to either fix my phone or buy me a new one. I could wait no longer. So this lil Nokia is what I ended up with.... now I only thought it fair that after he bought me a new phone and his I Mate had broken- that he went through the same humiliation that I went through so I made him use the lil Nokia. The punishment must fit the crime in my opinion!! LOOL!

Second addiction-K850i

Now KM actually bought this phone. But, of course, only after endless hours of reviews and research- and filling my head with information that I could hardly understand. He also made me hate the phone before he even got it. He is the kind of person that likes to know everyhing about the phone before he buys---I am a discoverer!!! :) Now the phone was just what the Dr. ordered, but unfortunately----the camera was nothing that they made it out to be and he was soooo disappointed. He even had to go and get a new SIM card for this phone because it was so sensitive. He had it for a total of 2 days and took it back - meskeeeeen habiby. He was soo happy....and when he had finally found what he wanted it wasnt as great as he thought.

The end of my misery- Nokia N95- 8gb

*Hallalujah, hallalujah, hallalujah!!!* He has finally found the answer to his prayers......and the end of my misery! He took back the K850i and got the nokia instead. He came walking in the door like he had robbed a candy store- he had a smile that stretched from ear to ear....he finally felt happiness! And I was ---well just relieved because I couldnt listen to anything else about phones. PHONES SUCK!!!!

I just want to take a moment to thank God for Nokias and giving me back my husband and my sanity. Patience is a virtue and when u get married , u just dont know how much of that virtue you will need.

Now tell him Mabrook everyone!! And do a little dance- cuz he deserves it and so do I!!!!!!!

PS- He is really happy with the features, but keeps bitching that he now needs a touch screen- temporary happiness. But I am not complaining---so until the next conquest---technology sucks!

Written by NoNoWa---for KM :)

Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive

2007-12-21T00:34:00.001+03:00

Amen..

Back on my steel horse..

2007-12-20T02:30:00.001+03:00

Finally, my bike is fixed and ready..nothing better than early morning ride...freedom man..it just feels like you are in your own world...man I sure miss this feeling..I miss riding my bike, my steel horse..

damn its so f$#king amazing

I miss having a "Deech" !!

2007-11-08T01:07:00.002+03:00

Yeah I do, I miss having this stupid usless bird, they`re never on time for prayers..I guess they go by their local timing from wherever the hell they came from!!

But they are fun, ayyam gabol, we used to chase this speedy bastards for over ana hour me and my younger brother, till they give up and just start drooling..then we start to approach and jump on them ya3ny 9aydeenhom, la o lazim we brag, so I start to tell my brother: ha shiftny eshloon 9edta..sheft eshloon rabeata..!!

And we seriously think that we tamed them o enna 5la9 te3allam 3aleena, ya3ny 9ar aleef, LoL

So we start rubbing them and pushing them down `3a9b 3shan yeg3doon yamna...wulla mesakeen eldyacha elly ye6ee7oon b2edna, we chase them thinking that we are training them to be faster, we throw them really high ya3ny ne3alma ye6eer and we build them houses from cement bricks and then it falls on their legs and breaks them..no wait that was the duck!!

Eeeeehhh, I miss you Rocky, yup rocky my deech..I named "him" Rocky, lo "Sly" yadry chan yente7er..hehe

I dunno why, but we always have weird animals ayyam gabol..last deech we had just pushed it zyada 3an ellezoom, ma9a5ha!! He left all the beutifull fat chicken with there nice rounded a$$es, and started fornicating with the slim duck..I mean come on, what kind of little chicks they will have!!? elthaher 9a7ebna yaby ye3adel elnasil ya3ny..so he decided to pimp it with the sluty Duck..

hehe, I miss throwing jooty, wella n3al, wela rocks or what ever my hand can reach, to stop them doing the dirty duck/deech DO, at least not infront of the other chickens..

I miss those days...Im hungry!!

We have to talk..

2007-10-27T01:44:00.000+03:00

I was checking on my family's forum when I came across question, I thought I really had to reply. I felt that somebody should give a positive side to something that we unfortunately have always been told is taboo.

In our society we never hear anything but the bad side of it, and what makes it worse, the "zyada 3an ellezoom" exaggeration and stories...

Anyway, I thought I would post my reply, I would like to hear yours..so feel free to express your point of view, what would you say..

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The question from the forum

رد: بتزوج اجنبية , وشرايكم ياعيال عمي ؟؟

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my reply
...السلام عليكم يا عيال العم

كلامكم يمكن يكون صحيح و لكن فيه الكثير من المغالطات, يمكن البعض يفكر ان الزواج من الاجنبيه بسبب التلفزيون او المجلات او الانترنت....الخ

بس يا جماعه الزواج اكبر كثيرا من ان يكون غريزه رجوليه تحرك الرجل من امام التلفزيون الى باب المأذون, الزواج مسؤليه و عيال و حقوق زوجيه و واجبات, فإذا كان الانسان شايف حياته مع بنت حلال معينه و حاس ان هذي الزوجه المناسبه و شريكه الحياة, اكيد راح يتزوجها و ما تزوج الا عن اقتناع كامل و معرفه بالظروف اللي راح يمر فيها هذا الزواج و يترتب عليه

الزواج من اجنبيه لا يعني التقليل من شأن بناتنا او الحط من مستواهم الفكري و العقلي او حتى الجسدي من ناحية الجمال, بس مثل ما فيه الكثير من الزيجات الاجنبيه الفاشله, هم فيه الكثير و الكثير من الزيجات من الاقارب او من نفس البلد و الجنسيه اللي اعلنت فشلها, و هذا ما دفع اي شخص ان يعلن و يجزم بالفشل التام لهاذا النوع من الزواج!! اذا ليش ننتقد الزواج من اجنبي

مشكلتنا ان دايما نقول..والله انا سمعت من فلان..او والله اعرف واحد..او الناس دايما تقول كذا و كذا, و على هذا الاساس نبني افكارنا و آرائنا و نبدأ ننتقد اشياء احنا ما نملك ابسط و اقل فكرة او تجربه عنه

للعلم انا في الكثير من عيال العم متزوجين من اجنبيات, و الحمد لله الكل متوفق فيهم و ما سمعت عن مشاكل او حتى طلاق بينهم, طبعا للبيوت اسرارها..و هذا ينطبق على كل انواع الزواج, لان توجيه الانتقادات العشوائيه و الدارجه ينطبق على الناحيتين, الا في بعض الحالات اللي يكون فيها الانتقاد يتطرق للدين او العادات و التقاليد.

من ناحيه العادات, سهل تغيير العادات, الانسان بطبيعته مرن, و اي شخص يضطر ان يغير و لو القليل من عاداته لو تواجد في مجتمع مختلف, و لو الزوج اختار البنت المناسبه من اي جنسيه كانت و لو كانت من بلدك, راح تحترم العادات و التقاليد, و في نفس الوقت العديد من البنات لا يطبقون او يحترمون العادات اللي تربى عليها اجدادنا, ما تشوف البنت تطلع في عبايه و بوشيه و برقع, ولا صوتها ما ينسمع..و الراي رايك يا يبه و اللي تشوفه يا يبه!!البنت في هذي الايام تشق و تخيط, و تلبس اخر الموديلات و اغلى الماركات..حتى الحجاب صار موضه و الوان و اشكال

اما من ناحية الدين, الشرع حلل الزواج من الكتابيه..و فضل المسلمه و المؤمنه, و الكثير من الزوجات الاجنبيات اعلنوا و اشهروا اسلامهم و تراهم بالمساجد و الحسينيات يتصرفون كما تتصرف اي بنت من الجماعه, يلبسون السواد و يعلنون الاحزان و يذرفون الدموع و يطبخون بعد في السابع و العاشر من محرم

اذا كان الزوج صالح و ماسك الامور بيد الحكمه و الرجاحه, فصدقوني يسير المرأه كما تسير القافله الي الوجهه المنشودة

و على فكره يا عيال العم, انا متزوج من امريكيه و الحمدلله..مسلمه شيعيه مواليه مواظبه و محافظه على صلاتها و صيامها و سترها و رصانتها..و ربة بيت ممتازة, ولا.. تطبخ مجابيس بعد..و عندي منها ولد و بنت و الثالث جاي بالطريج انشالله و الحمدلله, و داخلين السنه السابعه من الزواج..الله يخليلي ام حسين

و الزواج قسمه و نصيب, و لو اعترض من اعترض..اللي الله كاتبه يتم يا جماعه, و الواحد ما ياخذ الا نصيبه بهالدنيا..لا زياده ولا نقصان

..و دمتم سالمين يا عيال عمي

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Ok bloggers..shoot

Shakow!!

2007-10-19T13:38:00.000+03:00

Everybody knows 7law bo bgara the one from el9edawy.. "bo cow" 7ag elly thaqafat`hom English....

Bas, 9ra7a ya3ny....min wain 6ala3 7law bo 5aroof, ayshy!!

BTW, bo bgara called "milco" and bo 5aroof called "fumia"...

MILCO is actually a world leading company for resistance welding guns, and in 1973 in UAE milco was National Food Products Company "NFPC", its still there and still have all its produts under there logo "MILCO", one more thing to know about MILCO..in Venezuela they call the Ministry of light industry and trade...MILCO, I know mala sh`3ol, but its true!!

Fumia, hmmm..

Molly Fumia: motoractive books writer

Nick Fumia: Director/Prodution assistant in "Shrek 2" and "Car Babes"

Fumia design: they desighned Lancia J..A CAR NOT CANDY!!

Please..tekfa, min wain they bring hal2asamy....el9edawy, watch out, KM is here! ;p

P.S:
Sorry about the pics, that is the best I could do, they are so damn shiny, so they reflect the freakin flash...anyway....thats that

Like the world needs another one.........

2007-10-01T00:16:00.000+03:00

El7emdella

I miss "Him"...

2007-09-28T00:23:00.000+03:00

E wulla ya jema3a, I 7addy miss my bike...its been two months since the last ride..
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NoNoWa adry sheno betgooleen ;p

Bloggers if you are not a biker, you will never know how do I feel, coz I dont miss riding..I miss my bike it self!!

وصل وصل ..اخيرا

2007-09-12T23:48:00.000+03:00

Yeb yeb, ramadan wo9al, heyya....all what I have to say, elgeamat..Bring it ON baby, yeahhh

The One And Only Royal Mirage Hotel..WoW

2007-08-31T18:51:00.000+03:00

Well hello...

I know its been long time since I posted in my blog, safarna o raddena..7emdella 3ala salamatna, 6ab3an ma fekom 5eir, no body called yet7ammad lena elsalama, wela 3ala el2aqal daz ward..aw 3azamna fe restaurant!!

Yalla mo moshkella, I think we had enaugh me and NoNoWa..kafy akel, kafy "Sealema", LoL.. mal ayyam gabol..

Anyway, THE ONE AND ONLY ROYAL MIRAGE HOTEL..OMG, one of the best best bestest hotels I ever seen in my life..amazing

elmohem..take a look..I got some pics from the net, and some we took..and lots I cant post coz ana fehom o a5af b3deen tet3aqedoon lamma teshofony o tboon autograph wela shy, b3d ma yendara!!

Knock you self out..

Well, if I have to say something about what you`ve seen, tara the pics dont give it justice..its unbelievably mynoon halfendeq hatha..3ajeeeb, but you know what is the best part of all this safra, mo elfendeq wala elwansa o el6al3at..its the company what made it amazing unforgettable little Arabian night story in the Arabian court..

ShalVacation!!

2007-08-15T01:34:00.000+03:00

I started my vacation, three weeks, already 6af one week..nothing really to do!!

What do we have in kuwait!! restaurants, chalet and cinema..gosh, its so f#*king boaring..

so, what do you guys do here in the summer?!!

AnA adVanCed..

2007-08-02T18:35:00.000+03:00

..Update..

yeah baby, I got certified =)

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I finally got ranked to the advanced level of the third belt, it was yesterday, I actually started my test since 7.30 with nonstop cardio exercises un till 8.40 approximately, believe me..that is enough to strip out your soul from your body..then with only few seconds to catch my breath, the sensei gave his word to start the fight, for your info, in kajukenbo, you have to defend your self against more than one fighter, for me there were 6 guys around me, damn that was a BIT#H..I really didn’t feel like I did good, I wanted to do more, Im really good in the ground fight, unfortunately, I didn’t have the chance to show it, my brothers said I was good but really exhausted, NoNoWa watched the video, she told me the same, she was impressed with some moves, so she asked me to post it “hehe no way”..

The most important opinion was from the sansei, he told me that Im good at the techniques, katas, grabbling and ground fights..but my weakness is my fitness. The nice thing that I defend my self perfectly, not a single punch or kick got me..that was the whole concept of the test, said the sansei.

If you want to know little pit about it..enjoy reading the following..and get impressed..LoL

Kajukenbo is a hybrid martial art that combines karate, judo, jujutsu, kenpo, and kung fu. It was invented in 1947 in Oahu, Hawaii,

The name works in two ways: "ka" ("long life"), "ju" ("happiness"), "ken" ("fist"), "bo" ("style") or "ka" ("karate"), "ju" ("judo"/"jujutsu"), "ken" ("kenpo"), "bo" (Chinese and American kick boxing), leading to the art's philosophical meaning: "Through this fist style, one gains long life and happiness."

Training workouts emphasize cardio conditioning and functional strength. While individual schools may show variation, it would not be unusual to train with sandbags or boxing gloves. Advanced students generally spend some time without benefit of protective gear to condition themselves for honest combat.
There is a core of self-defense techniques at the heart of Kajukenbo, and most schools eschew impractical, flashy moves and acrobatics. Most kajukenbo curricula feature counter-attacks to punches, kicks, knives, sticks, guns, and grabs.

"If you put together the martial artist's knowledge of vital targets, how to strike, and the concentration of power combined with anger and rage at the thought of someone hurting your loved ones, the person can be a devastating fighting machine."

"Anyone can learn to kick and punch, but to teach them how to survive in a violent street situation, you have to develop their animal instinct," says Maschmeier.

El7emdella...

2007-07-23T15:55:00.000+03:00

Guys, I think she is pregnant =D

Missy`s customized bike by KM customs

2007-07-22T23:30:00.001+03:00

This post is dedicated to missy..
Since you cant ride a bicycle, I found the perfect one for you, LoL ;p

-This bicycle is equipped with 42 wheels, 20 on each side for extra safety.

-Candy red powder coated paint.

-Airfly cushioned seat with adjustable height.

-Sticky foot pedals for high speed.

-One speed gear.

-Chrome rims.

-Killer sound system "eljaras" so people will recognize you from a far distance.

-American vintage white wall tires.

-Classic handle bars with finger grips included.

-High tech braking system "throwing hands in air, screaming till you hit a tree or something solid"

-Air Bag not included in this model
-Helmet is highly recommended.

Enjoy ;p

5osh Stuff Happened..

2007-07-09T21:37:00.001+03:00

Well, fe cham sha`3la weddy agolha and you are gonna read it coz you have to..

1. Today is Hussoonies B-day, and he turned 5 this evening 8.45 pm, we took him to the toys shops to choose his gift..and there you go baby, check out what ma boy got, a CHOPPER bicycle, a55..9ej weldy, makes me proud =) ..enjoy the pics..

Tekfa, just check the look on his face, I wonder from where he got it ;p...

Nice tires ha..I think they are "121/2x 3.0"

Now the next pic, he asked me to do it in this way, wullah weldy photogenic,LoL

2.Yesterday, me and NoNoWa went to the chalet, we banana boated..it wasn`t her first time, but for me it was, I was nervous..but when we started I kept telling them to increase the speed, 9ara7a..ana 3ajabtny wullah, I think being on the bike made me a dare devil,aint nothin baby..

p.s: Ba3th elnas 5afo, although that they were 5ebra, hehe

yeah, since Im a professional swimmer, gelt batfalsaf infront of nonowa, so on the way back, I threw my self from the boat "malat 3alay..ya3ny 9ej" and my feet..for some reason..didnt touch the bottom, It was fun..NoNoWa told me how my face looked =/

3.Tanning is cool, specially elgar3a, Sexy ana wulla ;p

4.Since there is a lot of girls around, more then the guys, NoNowa always on alert..you know, being jealous about me, wullah I love it when she is..ya7leelha, and she is not shy to say something to them if she has to, hehe..3ala rasy wulla Om 7sain.

5.My brother passed the martial art crucial test last saturday, and he got the second level "yellow belt", damn..the sensi la3an 5ayra..but he did GooD, he made me proud wulla, 7beeby a5oy..I really felt like I wana kick there @sse$ the guy elly fought with him, bas bayyath`ha 9ra7a..zain menna seven guys around him at the same time, its a big deal.

6.Last week I made me a hat, I wrote on it "married with kids" from infront..and "what the hell are you lookin at" from the back, so peeps will stop flirting..for real!! =$

As a matter of fact, Im wearing it now.

7.Last wednesday I bought a boxing bag, in a human form, massooka hates it, since then, her feet havent touched the floor in the house, actually nobody liked it, accept Hussoon..they all said it looks freaky..we called it "BoB The Boxer", NoNoWA thinks we should call it "Scotty the scum bag".

p.s: I dont know why, but Massooka being so polite halyoamen..mwahahaaa ;p

8.One of NoNoWa`s friends, we could say a family friend too coz she is friend and sister as well for me, is travelling to Holland soon and getting married, the good thing is that their wedding will be mixed..finally, civilized wedding where no body acting crazy.

9.They finally fixed the water in our house, Hello0o0 cold baths baby ;p

Thats that..

Ana tagged, double tagged baby..

2007-07-01T23:17:00.000+03:00

Tagged by Elijah & Peony

1. Last movie you saw in a theater?

88 min, Al Pacino..mynooon 9ra7a, but then NoNoWA told me not last movie o bas, so last movie in the theater was dead silence, NoNoWA loved it.

2. What book are you reading?

Can’t say..its interesting book though

3. Favorite board game?

The game of life..I like twister If you can consider the directions board a board

4.Favorite magazine?

Not a majalla guy..I read anything, if Im in the “relaxing room”..get it.

5. Favorite smell?

Burned tires mixed with engine smells in winter after spinning wheels, also sand and rain and lavender.

6. Favorite food?

Everything new, I like to try new food all the time, and Kuwaiti food 6ab3an, INDIAN food, spicy.

7. Favorite sound?

Roaring engines, my bike, my brother’s brand new mustang with ford racing exhaust system..

8. Worst feeling in the world?

Regret..knowing that Im making somebody worried about me all the time.

9. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?

Why the hell did I set the alarm that early, why do we have to work in the morning..Damn the bed feels so GooD.

10. Favorite fast food place?

BK, Hardeez

11. Future child’s name?

Well, we have hussoon and masooka, and since I want another boy, I want Solaiman, we didn’t really think about the girl name yet

12. Finish this statement. If I had a lot of money:

I wouldn’t be sitting here writing posts 7agkom, mako sh`3el!!

13.Do you drive fast?

Ana, laaaa kelesh never, ana asog fast la, ana aro7 eldwam bdoon la adoos the pedal, a5ally the car tesra7 3ala ra7atha lema o9al, ask NoNoWa, she will tell you.

14. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Yalla..yalla ro7aw, shalso2al hatha, ayshy =/, ana o stuffed anim.. where ga3deen??

15. Storms cool or scary?

Wulla I never seen or been in one

16. What was your first car?

Camaro Z28 1995 “Monster2”, I wish I never sold that bad a$$.

17. Favorite drink?

Freeeeeeeeezz

18. Finish this statement, “If I had the time I would…”:

I never had enough time, Im Kella Met2a5er!!

19. Do you eat the stems on broccoli?

Akel aboha ba3ad, baby I eat all..

20. If you could dye your hair any color, what would be your choice?

Sheno hatha, 6naza ya3ny, are you making fun or what, Im agra3 since 1998, ma a3arf ya3ny sheno sha3ar wela brush, I know shavers and razors..

elmesh6 etha shaf rasy yeth7ak o yegol: Ehhh..tathker ayyam gabol!!

21. Name all the different cities/ towns you have lived in?

Hehe..ee ok momoshkela!!
man6eqat Rumaitheyya elta3lemeyya, nady 9oba7 elsalim el9a7y, salwa test drive zone, rally south sura, madeenat elsalmeyya eltarfeeheyya..and now el3a9ma baby.

22. Half empty or half full?

Belno9, right in the middle

23. Favorite sports to watch?

Martial arts, women beach vollyball ;p LoooL..that was a joke ok NoNoWA,hehe

24. Did you notice that there was no Question 24?

Did you? Ha ha did you??????? Any one, elijah, peony??

25. Morning person, or night owl?

Night owl o ana ath7ak, I don’t like to sleep early.

26. Over easy, or sunny side-up?

Sunny side up and juicy, but cant now coz of bird flu

27. Favorite place to relax?

Im gona say what a really wise women said once, BATHROOM..9a7 elijah wela la2?!!

28. Favorite pie?

Strawberry pie, for some personal reason ;p

DO I have to tag others?

Nah, not really..elmohem ana tagged

Eshraykoom fe my pic up, shakly cool ha??

Amazing Ignorance

2007-06-21T22:10:00.000+03:00

The following incident just happened to me in less than one hour..

I was on my way to the CO.OP jam3eyya of our area..and there was this old women looks like my aunt, ( she even has the same car) asked me for help.Apparently she needed to recharge her battery..so I said, "Ok, just let me turn my car toward yours.."

I got of the car, got my jump starters, opened my hood, while she was struggling to open hers, but she did it in the end..

She took a glance at the jump starters and said: Tara lazem now3eyya zeana..

I laughed, and I said dont worry it is. Shakelha mo 3ajebha, coz they were dirty and dusty little bit..so she started to make faces and 7arakat moslsalaat fe her face..I didnt say nothing, I put the wires and waited..

A few minutes later and I asked her to start her engine, she did..and nothin.. happened. It took three times till its started finally..I left it a few seconds and then I moved it..

She thanked me. I responded back, I have to reverse , coz she refused to reverse her car!! All the banghaleyyeen clapping, children around me with their bicycles cheering me, Egyptian man with his camera got the historical moment, sheyyab kuwaiteyyeen msaween 9afga o sharbeka, shalow syyarty 3ala their shoulders...you can get the situation...kel elnas taby teshoof shelsalfa...YA BABA EL7AJEYYA WAGFA SAYYARTHS O ANA SWWETLAHA ESHTERAK..bas hathy dratna..

Now all that was the intro for what I want to tell you, yeah I know..abo6 elliver!!

I parked my car, went inside eljam3eyya, walking to the other end to get what I came for, here is the other entrance of the jam3eyya, wella el7ajeyya dasha eljam3eyya ba3ad @@ WHAAT?? What the hell was she thinking about..ya baba tawny msaweelich ishterak shemda5lech eljam3eyya..It was soooooooo funny, yet strange.

The funny thing about it, I saw her again leaving the family center with brand new jump starters, nafs elnow3eyya elly I have belTHAB6..bas yedeed yelma3..get it,LoL

Athar el7ajjeya mo 3ajebha eshteraky, taby no3 zean..yomken Fendi wella Burberry, yumken, hehe

الملتقى العالمي الاقتصادي للمرأة..هممممم

2007-06-21T00:05:00.002+03:00

20/06/2007

شارك لبنان في المنتدى العربي الاميركي لسيدات الاعمال القياديات الذي انعقد في واشنطن اواخر شهر مايو بدعوة من وزارة الخارجية الاميركية، تعرفت خلاله 50 سيدة اعمال من الولايات المتحدة الاميركية ب 50 سيدة اعمال من عشرة بلدان عربية هي: لبنان، السعودية، الامارات العربية المتحدة، البحرين، الكويت، مصر، الاردن، فلسطين، سوريا، العراق والمغرب.وهدف المنتدى الذي كان انعقد في دورة تحضيرية في عمان خلال شهر فبراير الى:البدء بحوار بناء وعملي بعيدا عن اي منحى سياسي.

Ok I know most of you will wonder, why the hell KM writing about this Sh#t...hehe, no offence..well, Im not, I dont care about hal5arabee6..bas marrat fe sha`3lat elwa7ed yeshofha o tbo6 his liver..I saw this pic fe jaredat elqabas yesterday, and I was wondering..

*lesh ma yechaykoon 3ala their pics before they write ta3leeq 3aleha..?

*lesh yegolon 50 women in the pic, o ana legait 72 women..?

*lesh yakteboon 50 men usa and 50 from mid east, elmafrooth 100 women bas in the pic 72..?

*lesh fe 3yayez m3ahom, o age9 edy etha yadroon shessalfa..?

*lesh fe 3 men razzen their faces in the moltaqa and the pic..?

*lesh fe bnayya 9`3yroona m9awra m3ahom belne9, o hal fe laha mosharaka bemoltaqa wela omha yaybatha 7ag elbuffet..?

Tell me eshraykom?

Kella Met2a5er

The Storm Ride!

No Time! is enough....

Im Back..........

My Love "NoNoWa"s Birthday

KTV SUCKs..so does Shbab q8!!

لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله الحسين -ع

My kids hate this car!

My recent all day ride - Kazma / Al Abdaly / Al Mutla`a

Ya 7lat elhnood wullah...W to V!!

Closing StarBucks!

And Ducati 999, the little baby!

The Harley Davidson Chick

Speed cameras

مابي أعيد =/

7abal

BlanK

I lost my voice!

NoNoWa`s nonsense..simply gone =(

Preppy Biker!

KaReeM رمضان

For Girls Only..!

It sucks..I need an Ax!

Screw Nike..Banana..!

The Time is Approaching

(.......................)

Need a gun in indian movie?..Naaaaah

KM On Time..everyday!!?

We are the Epitomy of Bad Luck!!! Read on........

3arabiyya *pronounced in egyptian*

impression!!

Wigs & Drags!!?

Successful G2G..

Now I`ve been flickered by Amu so..

Martial Arts Trial

Summer Tagged by NoNoWa & Amu =p

Double tagged by Amu..

My Boy!

Not Another bike accident =/

Light Tag..

عظم الله لك الاجر ياكويت

Where should I go???

The most expensive meal in my life!!

They said.....قالوا

5osh Tag =)

سالفه طويله عريضه

Zero hour!!

She and I..

I feel pregnant!!

Bin 6omas!!

KDD!!

Bomb in Al-Marina!!

Kabsa!!

I hate "Halyoumain"!!

Caught my eye!!

To my wife..my love

Better late than never!!

Have you ever been there?

Jalapeno..!!

والله فشله

لا يوم كيومك يا ابا عبدالله

عظم الله الأجر

At last.....

Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive

Back on my steel horse..

I miss having a "Deech" !!

We have to talk..

Shakow!!

Like the world needs another one.........

I miss "Him"...

وصل وصل ..اخيرا

The One And Only Royal Mirage Hotel..WoW

ShalVacation!!

AnA adVanCed..

El7emdella...

Missy`s customized bike by KM customs

5osh Stuff Happened..

Ana tagged, double tagged baby..

Amazing Ignorance

الملتقى العالمي الاقتصادي للمرأة..هممممم

3arabiyya pronounced in egyptian