Sunday, May 25, 2008

Not Another bike accident =/



So, last night I had a motorcycle accident on the Gulf Road near to Sha'ab elba7ry club, around 10pm. I was on my way back home with my cousin, and there was this dumbass 7mar in a white Lumina, he was harassing us, and trying to race with my cousin. My cousin was in the right lane, and the dumb ass was in the middle, and I was behind him. I tried to get closer to my cousin, but he was closing the space between them everytime I tried too, So I slowed down and stayed in the back, waiting him to get the fuck away from us, well; he didnt, so I accelerated and went to the left lane so I could pass him, I think the dumb ass mother fucker thought I was trying to race with him, so he jumped in my lane and hit my bike right in the front wheel, of course..I fell down and rolled on the pavment, while my bike was sliding away * thank God for engine guards, it saved my leg*, I was lucky, there was another biker behind me, we didnt really know him, he was just there by the grace of Allah, coz he blocked the cars, otherwise I would have been run over by them =/



I heard my cousin yelling my name and running towards me, in this time I was helpless..I couldnt move or even talk from the chest and back pain, they picked me up and helped me to walk to the curb, and moved my bike away, the dumb ass stopped for a few seconds, I guess he was shocked, but then he ran away after my cousin and the other biker got his license plate number, THANK GOD.



The ambulance didnt take long to arrive, of course, everybody knows me, knows how crazy and careless Im sometimes about my self!!! I got up and I was trying to fix my bike after I laid for a few minutes on the curb, my cousins and my brother were begging me to just relax and leave the damn bike, but I guess in this moment I was at the peek of my stubborness...



I got lots of "ma tshoof shar" and " 7emdella 3alsalama" and "salamat yoba" from the people in the cars near me, 7a99alt zaffa from Old women 3almashy ba3ad, it made me laugh 9ra7a..7adda mo wakta 7ajjeyya..I nead bandages not lectures!!!!



They took me to Mubarak Hospital, and then we went to the police station. I filed a hit and run case,so I hope they get the mofo..Im so pissed off, I just wanna catch him, bas 5al y6ee7 b2eedy, Oooo I will make him regret it I swear to GOD wulla....my cousins will track him inshallah, and ba3dein ne3alma sho`3l Allah.



NoNoWa was sad in the beginning, coz I told her I was coming soon, that was like 10pm...I didnt come back untill 4.00am, and she didnt know I had an accident. I didnt wanna make her worried about me, better sad than worried sickless!! I love her, and I didnt want to put her into all the drama untill Im home so I can calm her down. It would hurt me more than my cuts and injuries if I know that she is worried and afraid about me, and Im not there to deal with it, and make her feel better. She is still sad though, she thinks I should`ve told her coz she is not a kid!!! Women!!



In the next picture you can see the damage I have now, dont cry..Im ok now ;p







See, Im ok...not that much on the outside, most of the injuries are internal, but no broken bones. What's covered is the skin burns and cuts, I have big peels on both arms, damn it stings all the freaking time, bas ham el7emdella =)




This pic malha she`3il belaccident, bas el faucet 3jeeeeeeeeb....I need one ;p



By the way, it wasnt like he didnt mean to hit my bike, he actually meant it, he waited for me to come closer to his car then he turned on me!!!!! 7mar

Monday, May 19, 2008

Light Tag..

I was Tagged by sara, I know its late..bas better late than never =)

The Tag


1- Your favorite cheese?
Craft, parmesan


2- Your favorite milk?
Kdd...lel2asaf


3-Your favorite chips?

kitco nice bu mil7 ma3a dqoos bo deech...qadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

4- Your favourite Salad?

beside my salad, any salad feeha 5eesa ;p

5-Your favorite restaurant?

sakka:Wardat rumaithyya / alfarqadein
Cool:Nando`s / thai chi

6-Your favorite burger?

All Johnny Rockets burgers

7-Your favorite mall?

Avenues in the morning time..actually, any mall in the morning is nice..3shan mafy 7abarbash!!

8-Your favorite channel?

Discovery, mbc action

9-Your favorite chocolate?

Ferroro rocher, kinder

10- Your favorite fruit?

Strawberry, Romman ;p

11-Your favorite water?

Evian, LoooooL ay shy..sowalif troofa xD
Rawdatein mineral water ya yooba

12-Your favorite color?

Green

13- Your favorite singer?

Ba3ad ma yabeela, 3Abdulla Ruweishid...and NickleBack

14-Your favorite biscuit?

Digestive, tuc......nice coconut with the blue and white backage

15-Your favorite Bank?

Bu jamal, The geezer B3eer bank....El.Watani

16- Your favorite hair color?

Strawberry blonde

17-Your favorite nuts?
Cashews

18-Your favorite program?

American Chopper baby..Yeeyaaaa, anything with bikes..cars engines, and fights =)
IFL...The unit

19-Your favorite perfume?

Unforgivable by Sean John, Cool water by Davidoff
20-Your favorite balad?
I like places with nature o hal5rabee6, no cities..so it could be alot off places, but if I have to choose, I would say Maldives & Scotland.
I Tag everybody want to be tagged, o elly ma yaby keifa, mo ella.
Sara, thanx =)

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

عظم الله لك الاجر ياكويت

(( يَا أَيَّتُهَا النَّفْسُ الْمُطْمَئِنَّةُ ارْجِعِي إِلَى رَبِّكِ رَاضِيَةً مَرْضِيَّةً فَادْخُلِي فِي عِبَادِي وَادْخُلِي جَنَّتِي ))
انتقل الى رحمة الله تعالى, الامير الوالد الشيخ/سعد العبدالله السالم الصباح, الى جوار ربه.....سائلين المولى عز وجل, ان يتغمد روحه بواسع رحمته, ويسكنه فسيح جناته, ويلهمنا وذويه الصبر والسلوان


انا لله, و انا اليه لراجعون
نسألكم الدعاء للمغفور له باذن الله تعالى

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Where should I go???

I always liked martial arts since I was a kid, and never really got commited to bodybuilding. and once in my life when I really dedicated myself to bodybuilding..I had my bike accident. Which stopped me from continuing my training..plus bodybuilding is boring!! While you learn a new thing everyday in martial arts..

My brother and my cousins lately, are going to the same gym, which is cool to be with somebody there, it helps the time to pass faster..they are encouraging me to go with them, and I kinda want a six pack abs muscles, and a little defining here and there..

NoNoWa was always against bodybuilding, first..because of the medications that guys take to get the right shape in a shorter time, second..she always says that I dont need it, I kinda have a footballer body, she always says that =)

For me, martial arts is somthing you learn, and it stays in you head, no matter how long you stop, its always there, and your reaction to your surroundings get sharper, and you are always allerted, I like that..

While body building, nice body, empty head..and eating like a horse xD, but it gives you a nice result in the end..the problem if you stop for a little while, all that you built up will be vanished in a short time!!

Martial art classes have a certain timings, and you have to attend, its an obligation!! While bodybuilding is a fixed time training, it doesnt matter when do you wanna go during your day..

Now comn, isn't that worth the boredom!!!???

In the end, they both have nice results...but


What is your opinion, which one do you think is worth it:

Martial arts or Bodybuilding?

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The most expensive meal in my life!!

The other day, me and my little familly, went to Nando`s to have a bite..I like this restaurant, thier food 3jeeb, and Im kinda bored from american restaurants, and lebanese food...so when nonowa suggested it, It was just perfect..so we went there.

I got me some beef and mash tators, nonowa didnt want to eat heavy so she got the salad and the side mash tators..and the kids, got kids meals of course..

It was all good..we ate, we got full..we were good an dandy..I asked for the check, I put my atm pasword for the knet, wating the receipt..still waiting..mako receipt, Elmohim..the waiter asked me to put my password again, and handed me the cancelled receipt..

Now, that`s How much I should pay..

Yup, 12.210 Kd, twelve dinars and two hundred and ten fils..put, since I never really pay attention whenever I use the knet thingy, That`s actually how much I was gonna pay for a few pieces of meat and potato and salad...


TWELVE THOUSANDS, TWO HUNDRED DINARS AND HUNDRED AND TWO FILS..WoW

It was really funny, and stupid..but hey, now I could say that I actually was gonna pay 12210 Kd for a meal, without hesitating, one day in my life =)

Friday, April 25, 2008

They said.....قالوا

أقوله عطرز..يقولي حر, أقوله حر..يقولي عطرز

Friday, April 18, 2008

GL 1800-GoldWing






I think Im gonna buy this bike!!
"Inshallah"

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Another Pics post!!

"Im not that much of a photographer, but I know how to push the button!!"
"Kella Met2a5er"

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1st: Vehicles:

Ay shy, eshloan esma `3aseel, and its not clean..sometimes I wonder, who made up haljomla!!?
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Shako mlabseenhom 6rboosh,mala sho`3ol..ok deshdasha mo mishkila, bas chethee chinhom yeshta`3loon fe ma63am mashweyyat..5rabee6!!
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Eljahra license plate, baby on board on the rear glass, Com`on..its more like "wir3an on board"..LoL

((No offence to any body))

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"yarfoth 5eibto"...instead of "yafroth heibatoh"..............Good One

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GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZZZzZZzzzzzZzzzzzzz!!

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2nd:3afsa


I just liked the pic so I posted it!!
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Enlarge it, please..this is A WOMEN..believe it or not!!!!!!!
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Ministry of Health, even their tissue is in the shape of an @ss!! LoL
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I made this....I know I know, Im talented, what to do..I shock my self "ay shy"

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3rd:My Kids =D :




Tootas first "Tuna fish" experience =D
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SaLLoomys first meal, in his entire LIFE

P.S.: He was approx. 35 min old in this pic!!

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My little Dallomy in his little blue pyjama..

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My Sons =)

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Notice how he sleeps...
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Now see Hussoonis shloon nayim..the same position =)

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Brothers....

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I love dis little lips..yallobyyyyyyyyyyy =*

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We do it better than Nokia....

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El7emdella...and mashallah =)

Monday, April 7, 2008

5osh Tag =)

Hatha 5osh tag shefta 3end Amu, o 3ajaby..so I thought I will do it, just to put you on your toes shwayya!!
Have you ever:
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( x) Stolen a car. I was under 18 years old back then
( x) Been in love ( Heartbroken ) I thought I was, I was a kid, and I thought it was love, LoL
( x) Been dumped. I`ve been the dumper and the dumpee =)
( x) Shoplifted. I was 6, it was pencil sharpener in the shape of lady bug, fe na7no wa ala6faal belsalmeyya.
( ) Been fired
( x) Been in a fist fight
( x) Snuck out of your parent's house. Ooo 3ed o 5arbi6, I cant remember how many times!!
( ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( x) Been arrested
( x) Gone on a blind date. I did once, and still regreting it, it was the most stupid thing I ever did in my life =/
( x) Lied to a friend. LooooL
( x) Skipped school. I wouldnt be KM if I didnt ;p
( x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane. Does a russian planes counts!!?
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten sushi. Im not the sushi kind of preppy guy, but I try everything, except alcohol and drugs.
( ) Been skiing
( ) Met someone from the Internet
(x) Been to a concert
(x) Taken painkillers. Im a pharmacist for Gods sake, of course I did!!
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now. She is next to me right now =D
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) Made a snow angel
( ) Had a tea party. I started drinking tea this year!!!!!!
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle. Not really that much of a castle, it was more like a giant body parts male/female ;p
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up. NoNoWa got pics to black mail me, once I was julious ceaser =/
( ) Jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) Gone sledging
(x) Cheated while playing a game. LoooooooooL
(x) Been lonely. I like to be sometimes.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school. I used to make fun of it, but now I Mastered it.
( ) Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(XXXXXXXXX) Been tickled
(x) Been robbed. In egypt, And in salwa area, somebody stole my rpm meter from my camaro!!
(xx ) Been misunderstood
(x) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo. 95alah!! and it bit my pyjama.
(x) Won a contest. RED RACING SCHOOL, formula1.
(xx =) xxxxx ) Run a red light/stop sign. Me, naah.
(x) Been suspended from school
(xxx) Been in a car crash
( ) Had braces. F#ck No.
(x) Felt like an outcast/third person. Who didnt.
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had déjà vu. I scare my self sometimes, how much I know or see stuff repeated infront my eyes. and I remeber when it saw it the first time or knew about it, I think its contagious..cuz nonowa started to almost have the same after we got married!!!
( ) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Witnessed a crime. several times, once it was stabbing.
( ) Questioned your heart. I never question my heart, I question my brain!!
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) Squished mud through your bare feet
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Been on the opposite side of the world, or close
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep. The night NoNowas father refused my proposal to marry her.
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons. Im a dad!!
( ) Sang karaoke. future plan.
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. wayeeeed.
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus. Mako sh`3il. LooL
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe. Guess who and where?
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about. Many times =)
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
( x) Had a wish come true. Im living it, el7emdella.
( x) jumped off a bridge. pedesrtian bridge.

Monday, March 31, 2008

سالفه طويله عريضه

ماشاء الله
.: ألف ما شاء الله, تبارك الرحمن والحمدلله :.
el9ra7a 9ij it was salfa 6oweela 3areetha, kella 3shan halnetfa..bas al7een el7emdella allah yaba lena belsalama o 9e77eta zeina, ten fingers and ten toes, o esh7lata mashallah..allah ye7aftha inshallah..GOLO AMEN YARAB EL3ALMEEN
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NoNoWa, 7beebty.. ham ba3ad el7emdella, owledat belsalama, o she is great and fine now, bas eshwayyat elstuff elly tomor fehaa ay woman walid maskeena, bas el7emdella..allah 7afath`ha o sahhal 3aleeha..o yabatlena hal3anono.. "Allah ye5alleech ly ya mama" =)
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Elwelada kanat eshwayya 9a3ba, o mra7elha tethba7, 7adda nerve racking...it took a while, Im sure you all noticed..bas el7emdellah ham ba3ad, hatha elly allah katba lena..
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The kids happy, hussoon already acting like elwalad el3oad, toota t`3aar eshwayya..I guess le2anna enkasrat shokatha..bas yallah hathy eldenya!!
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Me, Ana ba3ad maskeen..I was a driver, racer, pilot, crimenal, pharmacist, Doctor, midwife, nurse, cleaner, porter, night guard, man in labour, house keeper, baddalah operator , pediatrition, camera man, photographer, host, father, husband and akeed lover!!
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Peeps, we have a little KM now, God help the wolrd, another KM is born =)

Just in case yumkin fee minkom ma 3enda fekra shesma elbaby..
Solaiman
3ala esm elwalid =)
الف الحمدلله والله, الله يحفظ سليمانو واخوانه وام حسوني و يخليهم لي و يخليني لهم انشالله
الف ماشالله, وافلح من صلى عالنبي و آله

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Zero hour!!



نسألكم الدعاء


She is going to deliver!

Friday, March 14, 2008

She and I..


"Bless our marriage, O God, as Kella Met2a5er and NoNoWa continue our journey down the road of life together.We don't know what lies ahead for the road turns and bends. But help us to make the best of whatever comes our way.
Help us to hug each other often, talk and laugh a lot.Help us to continue to enjoy each other as we did when we first met.Help us to realize that nothing nor no one is perfect and to look for the good in all things and all people including ourselves.Help us to respect each other's likes and dislikes, opinion and beliefs, hopes and dreams and fears.Help us to learn from each other and to help each other to grow mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Help us to realize that there is design and purpose in our lives as in the world, and if we will hold onto each other, we will know that things have a way of working out for the good.Help us to create for our children, a peaceful, stable home of love as a foundation on which we can build their lives.But most of all, dear God, help us to keep lit the torch of love' that we now share in our hearts so that by our loving example we may pass on the light of love to our children and to our children's children forever. Ameen ya rab al3alamein"
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Its been seven great years, since we`ve been married, I always tried my best to give nonowa, something exceptional on this particular occassion..
But this year, I feel tied..our choices are so limited..she could be delivering in a matter of hours..
But if we look at it through the filled half of the cup perspective, I already gave her a gift 9 months ago, and she is giving me mine very soon..without planning for it!!
NoNoWa, you know I would take you where ever you want, but its not that much of an option now, since you already started your early stages of labour, being close to home is a must..but I promise, I will try my best today, and I will make it up next year inshallah..
NoNoWty..happy 7th anniversary sweetheart
I Love you
الله يخليج لي يا ام حسون و الله لا يغير علينا اشالله

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I feel pregnant!!


To day, my wife called me in dawam, and told me that she was hurting, and she is having the contractions back and stronger!! When she said that..directly I felt like my stomach aching..and I needed to go to the bathroom, and I was so worried about her..I drove like crazy back home..I ran out from my car, waiting the elevator was so f#$king nerve racking, I was gonna take the steps but the elevator doors opened finally, I couldnt find the right key to open the door..and when finally I opened it, there she is...still didnt get ready, she was in a better shape than me!! so I ran to the bathroom..like a pregnant man!!
"We really are pregnant!!"

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Bin 6omas!!

No Freakin Comment!!

Monday, March 3, 2008

KDD!!

I was riding my bike, and sheft this ad, I couldn`t help it, I was laughing inside my helmet..I Had to stop and take a pic.
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So what`s gonna be their next one?
"نسينا ما كلينا؟؟"

I "LMAO"..7adda